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Bunk beds were a terrible idea....
Hookers and blow #iPhone5Features
There is nothing better than coming home to moms fried chicken after a night of drinking.....well maybe a hard dick, but this chicken, damn.
I just want someone to snuggle with right now......
And touch inappropriately.
The syfy channel has become my porn....there are worse things I guess. None that come to mind, but I'm sure they are out there.
If you name your kid Nevaeh, I hate you.
Never ignore a person who loves, cares for & misses you. one day you might wake up & realize you lost the moon while counting the stars
Relationships are hard, drinking is easy.
Remember when Bart Simpson lost his soul and couldn't open the auto open doors? That's me with the auto flush toilet.
I have tattoos and a smart mouth. I enjoy music, photography, and using swear words. Az sports fan. Sometimes magical maker of fireworks.