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IF JAY TELLS YOU TO MAKE A CIRCLE YOU MAKE THE BEST MOTHER FUCKING CIRCLE OF YOUR LIFE
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"don't DM me unless you're 6ft +"
Girls be putting height restrictions on their pussy like their body is Thrope Park...
A crackhead on a bus.... That's real London.
I swear some people on here think they work for vogue the way they tell people what they should and shouldn't wear.
I'm still trying to understand why GUYS care so much about what other GUYS are wearing.. YOU'RE staring at dudes jeans and calling HIM "gay"
"Anyone who trick or treats on my door is getting robbed"
Yeah that's clever, rob someone that knows where you live...
It's not rape if you play slow jams
Kim K fucks some celebs, gets rich and she's a hoe... You girls fuck random dudes, get nothing more than some Nandos and you're not hoes? OK
Using a £600 belt to hold up a £30 pair of jeans is MADNESS.
Happy Fathers Day Dad, you don't have a Twitter account so you'll never see this but at least all the strangers that follow me know I care.
Why do girls act like sex is a reward for guys. "maybe we can, if your lucky".. What'd you mean if I'm lucky bitch, have you seen this dick?
Struggling to get RTs?
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If MMG were banned from mentioning money, cars and drugs in their songs..... I'll let you finish that.
A black girl just asked me if I'm short, yeah I'm short, like your natural hair.
Most guys that say Uggs are gay are the same ones sweating at the price tag when their bitch asks for a pair.
Ladies call Kim K a hoe cause she got rich from getting fucked.... Your just upset cause all you got was chicken and chlamydia.
You was clapped until you got 1000+ followers... #twitterlogic
Too black for the white kids & too white for the blacks. #TeamPeriodBlood