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  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    My g/f told me she wants 2 start a family. She's almost packed now!

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    DanKCharnleyEvilSchwartziejayonguitarBillMc7twilighteyes08AnthonyS08TheWonderClam____HappySicles______
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    KelFockerpiplipsThe_MartiniGirlryang121__________Eagle_VisionsourcewilliamCool_Jessetankdogc27________
    thejonjohn
  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    Tired of Mexican food so I'm having grilled steak,rice,beans,avocado and salsa in a wrap.

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    DanKCharnleySheila_Mac420EvilSchwartziejayonguitartwilighteyes08AnthonyS08Mama_in_heels____HorribleDancer
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    abbbbbbymliketheTEAfavstar1000favsThe_MartiniGirlFavstar500FavsNimbusyoshbad_xamplecalvoquinn
  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    After months of nagging & complaining I told my g/f I'd agree to having a kid only if I got to pick who the mother would be

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    The_Dorkster______Lambertoswife____DanKCharnleysmarterellaStavvieGfarleftcoastShoutingGoddessMothpete
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    StavvieGShoutingGoddessRogos_GirlFavstar500FavsSaraESpiveytocancheu________nicolewillrockKelleysBreakRm
    IRONNUMA
  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    If you ever find yourself in my neck of the woods I hope 2 hell you've got a compass I want to get the fuck outta here

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    MothpeteSheila_Mac420EvilSchwartziejayonguitartwilighteyes08AnthonyS08Mama_in_heels____HorribleDancer
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    Favstar_NSFWbad_xampleDrJingleBallz____DarthBash________kNotOfGodNostradamnisuckLadyGoatNugget____420luck
  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    My g/f is giving me the silent treatment. I hope she can get something right for once!

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    DanKCharnleyEvilSchwartziejayonguitarKalliWow__________MmeLaCroozPhilLaysheOAnthonyS08HorribleDancer
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    AnthonyS08Favstar500FavsHaleys_Hell______
  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    Funny that sometimes u can tell what your mom is thinking. Mine is thinking she's not been dead that long & she can still kick my ass! :)

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    DanKCharnleyAnthonyS08Mama_in_heels____HorribleDancerAprilsMistRogos_GirlVoiceOfReason25JTQuest
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    Favstar_NSFWbad_xampleHaleys_Hell______
  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    This year for Halloween I'm going as a big tampon. If I can get someone to go as PMS,we can show up a few days early!

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    DanKCharnleyjayonguitartwilighteyes08AnthonyS08Rogos_GirlVoiceOfReason25JTQuestTimUhl
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    BlueBoyzacerebralbalsy____Favstar500FavsboobillHaleys_Hell______StillJessLS69crab69
  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    If she asks: "Does this dress make me look fat? Reply: "No,but I look thinner with you in it!"

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    DanKCharnleySheila_Mac420AnthonyS08TheWonderClam____Rogos_GirlVoiceOfReason25TimUhlDtotheJames
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    Favstar500FavsChefBoredRTsHeinz_Karl_DoigLadyGoatNugget____
  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    I had a marvelous time with the woman of my dreams last night. I wanted too make her breakfast, but sadly she was already gone when I awoke

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    DanKCharnleyEvilSchwartzietwilighteyes08AnthonyS08Mama_in_heels____HorribleDancerVoiceOfReason25Bulldog0613
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  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    My son called 2 inform me I was going 2 b a grandpa.Needless 2 say I was pissed.I turned 2 his g/f,told her 2 get dressed & make this right!

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    DanKCharnleyAnthonyS08HorribleDancerTheBookofTweetVoiceOfReason25Stella1070KelFockerjustcrazymama____
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    AnthonyS08Favstar500FavsKelFockerinsatiable_idHaleys_Hell______
  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    Just turned down an invite 2 a fancy restaurant that plates nice dishes & is pricey.I could go 2 TacoBell 4 $5 & my poop would look the same

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    DanKCharnleyAnthonyS08HorribleDancerVoiceOfReason25DtotheJamesComedyOfJonesy____ChefBoredRTsMrsSRH69__________
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  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    I had a hand full of candy corn last night and I apparently didn't chew it very well

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    DanKCharnleySheila_Mac420twilighteyes08AnthonyS08Mama_in_heels____VoiceOfReason25everylilthingBulldog0613
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  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    Been there,but I don't recall having done that.

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    AnthonyS08Mama_in_heels____Rogos_GirlVoiceOfReason25meaculpau27alive_and_dyingDtotheJamesHaleys_Hell______
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    alive_and_dyingEdwinaCrumpleantiyouworld11____calluptome
  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    My g/f says she's given me the best years of her life, & thats exactly why it's time for her to move the fuck out.

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    AnthonyS08TheBookofTweetRogos_GirlVoiceOfReason25Bulldog0613piplipsTequilaTearsDtotheJames
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    JustUnstableMeA_Bit_Too_Rude____
  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    My g/f's not felt romantic due 2 insomnia.Says the sleeping pills I give her make her vagina sore & have a cum after taste.Any pills 4 that?

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    VoiceOfReason25Bulldog0613Jarhead44DtotheJamesComedyOfJonesy____IRONNUMAMrsSRH69__________BoomBamBunny
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    IRONNUMAMrsSRH69__________UGotMeRightTacoStamp1ShoutingGoddess
  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    My g/f told me to get off twitter. She doesn't want too get off by herself I guess

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  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    Oh,I love you more today than yesterday



















    But not as much as your husband!

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    AnthonyS08Mama_in_heels____VoiceOfReason25TequilaTearsDtotheJamesMrsSRH69__________BoomBamBunnyNeverYourBitch____
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  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    I started with the alphabet,wrote a paragraph,then she made me eat my words

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    VoiceOfReason25Bulldog0613DtotheJamesHaleys_Hell______MrsSRH69__________BoomBamBunnyNeverYourBitch____AwkwardSexiness__
  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    I don't understand why I'm in such a slump right now,but I just watched my self esteem vaporize. I'd better get some booze & rehydrate

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    VoiceOfReason25Stella1070alive_and_dyingDtotheJamesHaleys_Hell______MrsSRH69__________BoomBamBunnyNeverYourBitch____
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    piplips
  • Nodelusions916
      DosRiosBob @Nodelusions916

    Just installed new security software,you know that anti everything kind.Pleased but a bit puzzled that I can still log onto twitter!

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