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Don't even talk to me before I get my morning coffee or after who are you get away from me you psycho!!!!
At dinner I asked, "how many people do you think will die in this city tonight?" Am I doing Vegas right?
Thank you Stefon! We love you and we'll miss you.
I have a rich and full life!
BITCH DON'T KILL MY VIBE
Please talk to me
Our kids will use eyeball chips to watch this new Carter baby marry Kim and Kanye's baby in a ceremony on the moon when we are old.
Are we calling Beyonce's second child the Third Coming of Christ yet?
Bill Gates looks like retirement-age Harry Potter.
Can we talk about how Sarah McLachlan's last name sounds like a chicken said it
Grab your beet salads, reams of paper, bobbleheads, Jello molds & Kleenexes folks. It's time for the Office Finale!
"She needs to meet a guy. Let's accompany her to a bar with a cadre of our loudest and most aggressive gal pals." -modern matchmakers
If 60% or more of your Instagram photos are selfies then you are a piece of garbage.
natural distaters scare me so i watch tv to lessen the fear