@grifteezy mental image of Pumba saying "Slimy, yet satisfying" and then blowing you oh god

Depression is awesome if you like constantly feeling sick, being in pain, and hating yourself.

I like that one skrillex song that goes like "SCREEEEE waa waa waa waaaaaaa SKREEEEEE wa wawa waaaa waaa EE OO EE OO EE OO waaaaaahhhh"

If people wanna keep in contact with me, DM me.

Loling @ what a bad idea it was in sex ed for us to list all the derogatory names we know for "queers" as a lesson in bullying. #MoreAmmo

I'm only attracted to little wooden boys. I'm a Gepetto-phile. (That one is for @wtfsexfacts)

I am the original bro, and this here, this is my Brotégé.

Lol @ my entire timeline. Oh @ptcruiserusa. #Anime http://t.co/W6CgAQ6V

@wutheringhugs trent reznor flossing his teeth

"I will tie you outside, so that any man that wishes to mount you CAN."

@celestialbeard aren't we all nothing more than human ebooks? After all, we all

It weirded me out to imagine @onlyastoner outside someplace. I kinda pictured her as half-plant at this point.

I just feel so icky when people say not to be racist or sexist but then it's ok to hate on white dudes???? How about we just stop hating.

USING THE BACKGROUND MUSIC AND RAPPING OVER IT IS NOT REMAKING A SONG JUST SIT DOWN.

My newsfeed is probably 80% about Satan right now. Good morning everyone.

~FARTCEPTION~

"Hey do your drug tests detect meth? Cool, where are they?........ hey girl, you got a boyfriend?" <-- something said to me IRL. #retail

@mmesurly INSEMINATE!!!!

"Woman arrested while chasing down citizens with dead man's penis, half-eaten body found in her home." - Me, in the papers, someday.

A Very Witch House Christmas