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Fucked up my sleep cycles (I sleep on 2 bicycles)
The hardest rap line in 1985 was calling somebody a 'sad-faced clown" If I had to battle in todays conditions niggas would see me cry in HD
Then Jay-Z comes out like "Lights out niggas" .. Best 3rd quarter show of all time.
'Girls' girls are only fun to watch on tv. In reality all they do is check their phone in the middle of dance floors.
I need a ratchet bitch to come work on my car.
Krumping started as deaf people talking shit to each other.
Gentrify my pockets.
Everything should be memes yo! Meme ya grandma!
I like how everyone keeps calling Jason Collins a "current player".
Comics are all the crazy people too lazy to be serial killers.
Don't ever let anyone tell you aren't a noun.
Aye if you don't fuck with brunch kill your whole family nigga. (White people don't be scared to RT this)
I woke up feeling completely stoppable today.
I'm bout to go get gay married to a pack of bacon. Thick-cut (you know how I do) Anybody down to be a witness? Meet at the courthouse at 10.
Marriage is one of those things people do for the wrong reasons. Like getting non-prescription glasses or watching Battleship the Movie.
The Star of MTV's Undressed. For booking contact firstname.lastname@example.org (that's a real email)