Twitter: where like minded people fucking hate everyone

Let us not judge a man based on the color of his skin, but by which character he picks in Super Smash Bros.

Thanks for posting that new pic of your face that looks exactly like that last 10 pics of your face.

"Hahaha" people fuck better than "LOL" people. It is known.

I <3 @noogscorner http://t.co/6fEigoZS

I'm calling bullshit on Star Wars. When have you ever seen a big, black guy admit to being someone's father?

U kno u wit a rich girl when u surfin' channels at her crib n she say "lets see what's on demand'

Who wants a serious blowjob? It's like a normal blowjob but I'll leave my glasses on.

Not sure if I'm in the Friendzone, or if she's a lesbian.

Can someone give me a trophy?It'll be the first award I'd get that resembles the life I thought I'd have+ give me a flake of self esteem.

The calmer I appear, the more dangerous I am.

Ladies, if you don't shave your vagina, at least trim it. No one wants to lick a tarantula.

45 and stalking 20 year olds online? That's a man's job. Stay in your lane ladies.

Guys, they lied to us. Peach was never in any real danger and Mario and Bowser are buddies. I saw all of them hanging out and go-karting.

If you're religious, cool.
If you're atheist, cool.
If you push either on me, fuck you.

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper "oh fuck yea" under your breath when you look at their photos.

She was passive and I was aggressive and together we formed the most obnoxious person that ever walked the face of the earth.

The Adam & Eve story implies that women don't pay attention.

No!
That stupid lizard tricked Eve into eating the magic orange or whatever.

If by multitasking you mean I can kick your ass at Street Fighter and ride you reverse cowgirl, then yes.

When it comes to playing stupid, some of you play to win.