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That awkward moment when you kick a pillow off the foot of your bed and it turns out to be a small child.
Discussing parody over coffee with 8-year-old at a trademark conference. He came up with Starbutts. Accompanying logo idea pretty solid.
Dying inside as I watch my son try to impress a trio of 4th grade girls w/ 512 squared. "They might want space." "I don't understand."
Fuck farmers market, I'm going bowling.
Just want to settle down to a nice life with this maple cruller. A little house in the country, a farm, dancing in town on Saturday nights.
Left several people trapped in the game room because I misunderstood their pleas for help as a poorly timed invitation to play foosball. :(
"Mama, what's the difference between sexy and sexist?" And there went the evening.
I do a lot of wishing children on people.
Ha! I use Lockerz, bitches.
I trust the grumpy.