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me am bear and me am gonna maul someone
i mustn't dwell on things that i know will not become more
can i just love Paul Rudd forever?
why do i wait until 2am to want to talk to people
a Barnes and Noble in my backyard that was only open for me and the people i allow in it would be choice
why is a song cheaper than a ringtone, iTunes?
imagine the line "speak friend and enter" in a gay Lord of the Rings Porn Parody
WHOMEVER BRINGS A DELUXE THIRD BASE HOAGIE TO THE THEATER WILL BE HANDSOMELY REWARDED
is my mom high and hallucinating or is she talking to some paranormal activity demon named Carl? only time will tell
i feel like everyone should have a beard. even girls. especially Paris Hilton