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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    The first rule of Breakfast Club is: Don't you forget about me. Don't, Don't, Don't, Don't

    • 1,865
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    TimTheGunchucko24AnitaKowalczykGenny_jelloStupidSophia_dawny716ellenteemattduck21
    • 1,516
    • RETWEETS
    AbbakarAbbakarallisulliInnoTechTodaychucko24_STigerdawny716mattduck21motrboatr
    JiminyKicksItmichowlOnigiriDemonthenoahkinseyChiefTwittler
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Saw a big girl wearing really short, shredded denim shorts. I'm going to assume those were jeans before she hulked out.

    • 1,563
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    TomSchallyStupidSophia_BwanaChrisMrsGoose69alizmayOhgoddessitsmeFuzzy_sueSamePageDifDay
    • 979
    • RETWEETS
    ImJustSamanthaMrsGoose69OhgoddessitsmeFuzzy_sueSamePageDifDayAndreMaranowitzaaronschopfPHDaniel_Street
    MrJakeMorganSuggestibleDaveWakenbake77lovemyboots111ShaunRightNowVickieLWallace_InsanelyNormal__twayne1010Mothpete
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    As much as America hates some of the shit the Middle East does, cutting off someone's dick b/c they raped someone is actually brilliant.

    • 707
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    StupidSophia_MrsGoose69OhgoddessitsmeFilterlessBeastFuzzy_suelindalovesKoLSamePageDifDaywillowbecker
    • 414
    • RETWEETS
    Fuzzy_sueSamePageDifDayShingaboopYnot101wantsomesportsMrC2daGclick4amandaSternoShots
    77StephanieG77B_poling82SaraESpivey
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    *Nickelback starts playing on loud speaker at Home Depot* Me to Home Depot employee: "Is there gas in this chainsaw"?

    • 670
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    24HourBitchingStupidSophia_MrsGoose69Fuzzy_sueSamePageDifDayFurqanchmums_hugsMobergMr
    • 345
    • RETWEETS
    Fuzzy_sueMobergMrHysteriaBarbieSACutie2014slyoung5Viking0074Sal0630heatherjs
    10InchesPlus
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets.

    • 638
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    TomSchallythomasinvanStupidSophia_MrsGoose69temonadeFuzzy_sueCollCostelloSamePageDifDay
    • 337
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    thomasinvan1HappytwitFuzzy_sueJonathan_WinnFurqanchPHDaniel_StreetSternoShotsSACutie2014
    SpanishFlightBillhenry16
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    YOU hit rock bottom? My mom just un-friended me on Pinterest.

    • 663
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    TomSchallyfavoritedbyGumbus1975aka_candymansokyshipnMarygmall2StupidSophia_MrsGoose69
    • 291
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    aka_candyman1HappytwitFuzzy_sueShaeAarondavidbichaFurqanchjuneohara65Escorts_GFE
    JUSTLisandraSmooheedpeterjames48
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Looks like my neighbors are out of beer, so I'm done drinking for the night.

    • 532
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    StupidSophia_MrsGoose69Fuzzy_sueSamePageDifDayhighh_spiritElenaChristieFurqanchPHDaniel_Street
    • 212
    • RETWEETS
    Fuzzy_sueSamePageDifDayShaeAaronPHDaniel_StreetHysteriaBarbiecydnizoiSACutie2014jenniferland_
    Xalqee
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    The fact that Evelyn Lozada was able to run away on foot from Chad Johnson is more than enough reason for the Dolphins to cut him.

    • 332
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    Fuzzy_sueashgrashSamePageDifDayFurqanchjimmy_sharpeHysteriaBarbieSACutie2014mojo_bones_
    • 401
    • RETWEETS
    SACutie2014QueefTornadoGodhatespantsiresurfaced______CarpentersCrackPirate_nurse______TheGrimKingSickayduh
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    I'll run a marathon as long as someone is chasing me with a weapon.

    • 438
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    Jane___JonesisthatasignFuzzy_sueFurqanchkarlimdanbrookAllieReedojoeljeffreyjimmy_sharpe
    • 262
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    isthatasignFuzzy_sueFurqanchjimmy_sharpeLMills_AHoundNamedAlbaCleverGirl85DeannaMarieRVA
    WhatsHerFace33martianhaiku______
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    So what if I fantasize about Nell Carter. Gimmie a break.

    • 399
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    motrboatrFuzzy_sueFurqanchSternoShotsRossRantsmojo_bones_FrankCurtisBkathybotteas
    • 138
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    motrboatrSternoShotsRossRantsmojo_bones_FrankCurtisBimstilllickingmynameshankQueefTornado
    SeanINCypress
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    This Starbucks dude with a unibrow just got done telling me that he has many connections. If he only knew the irony in that statement.

    • 335
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    TomSchallyoddfuckingrodgtfisknocturnallymeIzzyIlluminatesSickayduhFuzzy_sueFurqanch
    • 133
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    oh_kirstengtfisknocturnallymeSickayduhchristinaberlynCedsDeadWakenbake77IAmKashWah
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Taking a Twitter break for a while. I'll see ya again once my phone restarts.

    • 256
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    TomSchallyMichelle_PetroIzzyIlluminatesSickayduhFuzzy_sueFurqanchjimmy_sharpeHysteriaBarbie
    • 121
    • RETWEETS
    SickayduhFurqanchbenitttoFavstar250sheeshyeahCleverGirl857vtxaHannahomaly
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    While the wife is out watching the new Twilight movie tonight, I'll be at home watching "Breaking Dawn" on Adult on Demand.

    • 292
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    Michelle_PetroskryptxVicFutureaPlaceInHellSickayduhJane___JonesFuzzy_sueclick4amanda
    • 78
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    SickayduhFuzzy_sueIAmKashWahQueefTornadoGoofpoopsroxyisradMatt_The_1stenkerich
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Me: I'm turning in my resignation today.

    Boss: Very well then.

    Me: April Fools! Gotcha good!

    Boss: We've already replaced you.

    Me: ...

    • 258
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    TitansHomerFuzzy_sueSamePageDifDayclick4amandaiFazyFurqanchjimmy_sharpeHysteriaBarbie
    • 100
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    _AwesomeMuch___Furqanchbenittto13SternoShotsFavstar250IAmKashWahjyekeNt_Arsd_Ya_Knw
    jeffreyvanclea1
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Admit it. When you go to the zoo, the first thing you look at is the Camel's foot.

    • 246
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    favoritedbyaka_candymansokyshipnAskAuntieEm1nocturnallymeSickayduhJane___JonesFuzzy_sue
    • 94
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    aka_candymanAskAuntieEm11HappytwitbrandonduweSickayduhFuzzy_suebluesbill44PicaBalletje
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Son: Dad, u know wrestling isn't real, right?

    Me: Neither is Santa.

    Son: Wha? *tears up & runs off*

    Me: *sips beer* enjoyed our talk son

    • 186
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    dpierce94hellopaytonnovicefatherMoore84Hmaeflowerrrrscaryjennoahb180jztucci
    • 105
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    JPN366scaryjenNachos12367InkedAmbysammyoriginsjake_likes_napssoulfulmelody24FuckWithTheWolf
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Do you remember where you were you when you realized the lead singer of Rascal Flatts wasn't a butch woman?

    • 204
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    maeflowerrrrducksthoughtsPizzaAndWhiskeySickayduhTitansHomerFuzzy_sueSamePageDifDayFurqanch
    • 85
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    1_squashing_uducksthoughtsSickayduhbluesbill44QueefTornadoFriedaPaulsonMatt_The_1stImSortOfScary
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    I thought Walmart employees were striking today? I was looking forward to calling it AWOL-mart all day.

    • 222
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    SickayduhFuzzy_sueFurqanchSunnyGirl1717Pie_ebooksIAmKashWahQueefTornadoGodDammitDan
    • 55
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    ScottBerghornSickayduhIAmKashWahQueefTornadoNouveauBrokeMatt_The_1stperduem2003texasweethang
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    I'm hoping if anything can find Casey Anthony, it's falling satellite debris.

    • 172
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    Moore84HOhTurdFergussenSickayduhFuzzy_sueSamePageDifDayclick4amandaFurqanchPHDaniel_Street
    • 49
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    Moore84HSickayduhFuzzy_suePHDaniel_StreetQueefTornadovx_mattTheGrimKing_kamugisha_
    QueefTornado
  • Northside_Mike
    • 80
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    TitansHomerFuzzy_sueDanKCharnleymelleah06karuha9038courtneytateMrStoxNBondsJbarrera_7
    • 123
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    PaigeMarquezChampClarkPTWhoIsYodaJusitaDemHouDrewMORGANMCALISTRalyssamacmullinAllen_conCemex
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