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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    The first rule of Breakfast Club is: Don't you forget about me. Don't, Don't, Don't, Don't

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    NotBachibawlzGeekAttackUndineLoveyoufukinwishshewillbloveddUnderchildelinalorKatieW_84
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    CorpulentCloudUndineLove2112SilverUnderchildeKatieW_84aheartsoyoungLeetaKaneLoveAllTheMynly
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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Saw a big girl wearing really short, shredded denim shorts. I'm going to assume those were jeans before she hulked out.

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    TrueTorontoGirlleigh71xayilakickitupanachobeccafacexoThat_gamer_geekJesKay28pbms_bitch
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    a_olivia4212momoneymo8Mr_BlavoNaaQueValpack21corinnemlwswmstluvstrinketsPigeonlov
    MrJakeMorganSuggestibleDave__Wakenbake77lovemyboots111ShaunRightNowVickieLWallace_InsanelyNormal__twayne1010Mothpete
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    As much as America hates some of the shit the Middle East does, cutting off someone's dick b/c they raped someone is actually brilliant.

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    overeaseeairwalk_11lana_manilowEuwreckapbms_bitchtexnchicagoTraneWreck4mrr1077
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    a_olivia4212Valpack21texnchicagocorinnemlwswHolidillPigeonlovDeannaMarieRVAAllaHbastEr
    77StephanieG77B_poling82SaraESpivey
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    YOU hit rock bottom? My mom just un-friended me on Pinterest.

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    MegVaMeBlackCheesePieIdeal_VictorialllvvvzzzCarGarlicCaseyMichelle__thatcarlygirljean_neen
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    a_olivia4212Ideal_VictorialllvvvzzzHomebrewGregthatcarlygirlbitchvillecorinnemlwswAskAuntieEm1
    JUSTLisandraSmooheedpeterjames48
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    *Nickelback starts playing on loud speaker at Home Depot* Me to Home Depot employee: "Is there gas in this chainsaw"?

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    leigh71xayiladeeniedreamcorinnegogbitchvillekzone8EseaUgirljordankkking
    • 353
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    TedPillowcorinnemlwswPigeonlovtomw1984batdroppingsCoopSoSarc________BareChestyejmichaels1
    10InchesPlus
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets.

    • 680
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    airwalk_11PunmasterPliftedchiverZirconpartialShortyKLC95233denisealondraTraneWreck4RandomAntics
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    BINGBING_BLOGliftedchiverZirconpartialthegopumuseofhistorycorinnemlwswPigeonlovNuclearBlonde77
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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    No moving trucks in front of Chris Bosh's home tho. pic.twitter.com/2QMOs2e7vM

    • 379
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    iamdanzoKevinKlemenciclebron_dwyanekaitduffyBlanEyadHorribleJvKickrdburger23mmott_97
    • 556
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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Looks like my neighbors are out of beer, so I'm done drinking for the night.

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    merryc1978mstluvstrinketsPigeonlovcrston8meemeebeegreen_babe_FunnyTunesJuliaProud2014
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    mstluvstrinketsjcbstarmanPigeonlovmeemeebeeJuliaProud2014CoopSoSarc________honeybadgerMelfavstar_history
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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    The fact that Evelyn Lozada was able to run away on foot from Chad Johnson is more than enough reason for the Dolphins to cut him.

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    a_olivia4212corinnemlwswPigeonlovgreen_babe_AllaHbastErJuliaProud2014tomw1984daniel_shaw
    • 405
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    momoneymo8IAmSteezuscorinnemlwswPigeonlovtomw1984CoopSoSarc________SACutie2014QueefTornado
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    I'll run a marathon as long as someone is chasing me with a weapon.

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    ejmichaels1Pigeonlovredbreasticlesgreen_babe_AllaHbastErFunnyTunesJuliaProud2014tomw1984
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    merryc1978ejmichaels1jcbstarmanPigeonlovgreen_babe_omgthatwitchJuliaProud2014tomw1984
    WhatsHerFace33martianhaiku______
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Jameis Winston stealing crab from Publix. pic.twitter.com/zmDmxT7sSA

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    tomw1984CoopSoSarc________kelseycook14SIEverythingeinnivmitchellb_33Seanbailey73cat77lambright
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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    So what if I fantasize about Nell Carter. Gimmie a break.

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    SeanINCypress
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    This Starbucks dude with a unibrow just got done telling me that he has many connections. If he only knew the irony in that statement.

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    ejmichaels1ToxicProbablyrachel_uncommonryangriffithsyoufukinwishWhatevaConcshkeebergreen_babe_
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    ejmichaels1EzyModerachel_uncommonnoneofyours99WhatevaConcgreen_babe_JuliaProud2014Rachelnoise
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Taking a Twitter break for a while. I'll see ya again once my phone restarts.

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    beccafacexogreen_babe_FunnyTunesJuliaProud2014Rachelnoisedaniellagoldsmtomw1984IchSeheHerrKahn
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    SheIsClumsyyJuliaProud2014Rachelnoisetomw1984Hope055zami_singsonhockeyhamsterabrasiv
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Me: I'm turning in my resignation today.

    Boss: Very well then.

    Me: April Fools! Gotcha good!

    Boss: We've already replaced you.

    Me: ...

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    beccafacexoejmichaels1meemeebeegreen_babe_AllaHbastErFunnyTunesUrvizillaJuliaProud2014
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    ejmichaels1meemeebeeJuliaProud2014Rachelnoisetomw1984minkamel85LivibelsDadaCoopSoSarc________
    jeffreyvanclea1
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    While the wife is out watching the new Twilight movie tonight, I'll be at home watching "Breaking Dawn" on Adult on Demand.

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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Admit it. When you go to the zoo, the first thing you look at is the Camel's foot.

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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Son: Dad, u know wrestling isn't real, right?

    Me: Neither is Santa.

    Son: Wha? *tears up & runs off*

    Me: *sips beer* enjoyed our talk son

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    TheMichaelRockSureshC75581800Midgetsparmstluvstrinketsmeemeebeegreen_babe_151cobezkooklamou________
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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Do you remember where you were you when you realized the lead singer of Rascal Flatts wasn't a butch woman?

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    beccafacexogreen_babe_itsAbbiestomw1984CoopSoSarc________JesKeepSwimmingwarhorse76_Ms_Moneypenny_
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    tomw1984JesKeepSwimming1_squashing_uducksthoughtsSickayduhbluesbill44QueefTornadoFriedaPaulson
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    I thought Walmart employees were striking today? I was looking forward to calling it AWOL-mart all day.

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    beccafacexogreen_babe_jjgrapemartyntantontomw1984yetichipsKimmmslifeCoopSoSarc________
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    green_babe_tomw1984CoopSoSarc________ScottBerghornSickayduhIAmKashWahQueefTornadoNouveauBroke
@Northside_Mike

@Northside_Mike

Photoshop mercenary, graphic artist, sports fan and occasional smart ass. I RT jokes (mostly in poor taste), & tell a few myself. You've been warned. #Frat316