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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    The first rule of Breakfast Club is: Don't you forget about me. Don't, Don't, Don't, Don't

    • 1,893
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    HenrikHindbyWanderinPoetLisaDriscoll4atlgreeneyeskellybdollquirkismsundonestarDStoicheff
    • 1,537
    • RETWEETS
    hemiteBthe1WanderinPoetatlgreeneyessid_rainaDStoicheffnotstateRitaS1980bbmac25
    JiminyKicksItmichowlOnigiriDemonthenoahkinseyChiefTwittler
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Saw a big girl wearing really short, shredded denim shorts. I'm going to assume those were jeans before she hulked out.

    • 1,568
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    John26649305SliceOfLife19notsogladwellSugarScullyBareChestyTomSchallyStupidSophia_BwanaChris
    • 981
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    John26649305BareChestyImJustSamanthaMrsGoose69OhgoddessitsmeFuzzy_sueSamePageDifDayAndreMaranowitz
    MrJakeMorganSuggestibleDaveWakenbake77lovemyboots111ShaunRightNowVickieLWallace_InsanelyNormal__twayne1010Mothpete
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    As much as America hates some of the shit the Middle East does, cutting off someone's dick b/c they raped someone is actually brilliant.

    • 711
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    sweetg35BareChestyKhrisWarholejmichaels1StupidSophia_MrsGoose69OhgoddessitsmeFilterlessBeast
    • 416
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    BareChestyejmichaels1Fuzzy_sueSamePageDifDayShingaboopYnot101wantsomesportsMrC2daG
    77StephanieG77B_poling82SaraESpivey
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    *Nickelback starts playing on loud speaker at Home Depot* Me to Home Depot employee: "Is there gas in this chainsaw"?

    • 672
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    BareChestyejmichaels124HourBitchingStupidSophia_MrsGoose69Fuzzy_sueSamePageDifDayFurqanch
    • 347
    • RETWEETS
    BareChestyejmichaels1Fuzzy_sueMobergMrHysteriaBarbieSACutie2014slyoung5Viking0074
    10InchesPlus
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets.

    • 649
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    Tawnyisacolorjason_newman21shmamillaericboveC0rpsePimp_Ms_Moneypenny_edbritonanythingatonce
    • 342
    • RETWEETS
    C0rpsePimp_Ms_Moneypenny_mestephanieeCroweJamBareChestythomasinvan1HappytwitFuzzy_sue
    SpanishFlightBillhenry16
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    YOU hit rock bottom? My mom just un-friended me on Pinterest.

    • 678
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    ShawnDuBoisArtJakexoxPoeticDichotomyNURGLEAVEST5HockeyJen27theGingercornAdrianYoung10Niki8881
    • 302
    • RETWEETS
    MoustafaHishamBelleVie73NURGLEAVEST5theGingercornDropsNoPantiesBareChestylantenengoModerateBender
    JUSTLisandraSmooheedpeterjames48
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Looks like my neighbors are out of beer, so I'm done drinking for the night.

    • 538
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    _Ms_Moneypenny_montgomaryrockDanielRDyssoneborg01BareChestyejmichaels1StupidSophia_MrsGoose69
    • 216
    • RETWEETS
    favstar_historyeborg01BareChestyejmichaels1Fuzzy_sueSamePageDifDayShaeAaronPHDaniel_Street
    Xalqee
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    The fact that Evelyn Lozada was able to run away on foot from Chad Johnson is more than enough reason for the Dolphins to cut him.

    • 334
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    _Ms_Moneypenny_BareChestyFuzzy_sueashgrashSamePageDifDayFurqanchjimmy_sharpeHysteriaBarbie
    • 401
    • RETWEETS
    SACutie2014QueefTornadoGodhatespantsiresurfaced______CarpentersCrackPirate_nurse______TheGrimKingSickayduh
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    I'll run a marathon as long as someone is chasing me with a weapon.

    • 439
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    _Ms_Moneypenny_Jane___JonesisthatasignFuzzy_sueFurqanchkarlimdanbrookAllieReedojoeljeffrey
    • 262
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    isthatasignFuzzy_sueFurqanchjimmy_sharpeLMills_AHoundNamedAlbaCleverGirl85DeannaMarieRVA
    WhatsHerFace33martianhaiku______
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    So what if I fantasize about Nell Carter. Gimmie a break.

    • 400
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    _Ms_Moneypenny_motrboatrFuzzy_sueFurqanchSternoShotsRossRantsmojo_bones_FrankCurtisB
    • 138
    • RETWEETS
    motrboatrSternoShotsRossRantsmojo_bones_FrankCurtisBimstilllickingmynameshankQueefTornado
    SeanINCypress
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    This Starbucks dude with a unibrow just got done telling me that he has many connections. If he only knew the irony in that statement.

    • 336
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    _Ms_Moneypenny_TomSchallyoddfuckingrodgtfisknocturnallymeIzzyIlluminatesSickayduhFuzzy_sue
    • 133
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    oh_kirstengtfisknocturnallymeSickayduhchristinaberlynCedsDeadWakenbake77IAmKashWah
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Taking a Twitter break for a while. I'll see ya again once my phone restarts.

    • 258
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    _Ms_Moneypenny_CroweJamTomSchallyMichelle_PetroIzzyIlluminatesSickayduhFuzzy_sueFurqanch
    • 121
    • RETWEETS
    SickayduhFurqanchbenitttoFavstar250sheeshyeahCleverGirl85ColorfulMindsetHannahomaly
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    While the wife is out watching the new Twilight movie tonight, I'll be at home watching "Breaking Dawn" on Adult on Demand.

    • 293
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    _Ms_Moneypenny_Michelle_PetroskryptxVicFutureaPlaceInHellSickayduhJane___JonesFuzzy_sue
    • 78
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    SickayduhFuzzy_sueIAmKashWahQueefTornadoGoofpoopsroxyisradMatt_The_1stenkerich
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Me: I'm turning in my resignation today.

    Boss: Very well then.

    Me: April Fools! Gotcha good!

    Boss: We've already replaced you.

    Me: ...

    • 260
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    _Ms_Moneypenny_CroweJamTitansHomerFuzzy_sueSamePageDifDayclick4amandaiFazyFurqanch
    • 100
    • RETWEETS
    _AwesomeMuch_____Furqanchbenittto13SternoShotsFavstar250IAmKashWahjyekeNt_Arsd_Ya_Knw
    jeffreyvanclea1
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Admit it. When you go to the zoo, the first thing you look at is the Camel's foot.

    • 248
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    _Ms_Moneypenny_weswescanfavoritedbyaka_candymansokyshipnAskAuntieEm1nocturnallymeSickayduh
    • 95
    • RETWEETS
    weswescanaka_candymanAskAuntieEm11HappytwitbrandonduweSickayduhFuzzy_suebluesbill44
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Son: Dad, u know wrestling isn't real, right?

    Me: Neither is Santa.

    Son: Wha? *tears up & runs off*

    Me: *sips beer* enjoyed our talk son

    • 188
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    _Ms_Moneypenny_CroweJamdpierce94hellopaytonnovicefatherMoore84Hmaeflowerrrrscaryjen
    • 105
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    JPN366scaryjenNachos12367InkedAmbysammyoriginsjake_likes_napssoulfulmelody24FuckWithTheWolf
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Do you remember where you were you when you realized the lead singer of Rascal Flatts wasn't a butch woman?

    • 206
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    _Ms_Moneypenny_CroweJammaeflowerrrrducksthoughtsPizzaAndWhiskeySickayduhTitansHomerFuzzy_sue
    • 85
    • RETWEETS
    1_squashing_uducksthoughtsSickayduhbluesbill44QueefTornadoFriedaPaulsonMatt_The_1stImSortOfScary
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    I thought Walmart employees were striking today? I was looking forward to calling it AWOL-mart all day.

    • 223
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    _Ms_Moneypenny_SickayduhFuzzy_sueFurqanchSunnyGirl1717Pie_ebooksIAmKashWahQueefTornado
    • 55
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    ScottBerghornSickayduhIAmKashWahQueefTornadoNouveauBrokeMatt_The_1stperduem2003texasweethang
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    I'm hoping if anything can find Casey Anthony, it's falling satellite debris.

    • 173
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    _Ms_Moneypenny_Moore84HOhTurdFergussenSickayduhFuzzy_sueSamePageDifDayclick4amandaFurqanch
    • 49
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    Moore84HSickayduhFuzzy_suePHDaniel_StreetQueefTornadovx_mattTheGrimKing_kamugisha_
    QueefTornado
  • Northside_Mike
    • 80
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    • 123
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    PaigeMarquezChampClarkPTWhoIsYodaJusitaDemHouDrewMORGANMCALISTRalyssamacmullinAllen_conCemex
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