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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    The first rule of Breakfast Club is: Don't you forget about me. Don't, Don't, Don't, Don't

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    DearAbbySimontealbluejaycatcervenyCosmicTrapxxEllyNotxxterraandwhatnotAaronC_48mrjohntofu
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    AnyaKali_McatcervenyBonJovi32terraandwhatnotAaronC_48janaelowe0mrjohntofuCorpulentCloud
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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Saw a big girl wearing really short, shredded denim shorts. I'm going to assume those were jeans before she hulked out.

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    BrutalKrampseczemaneksavage_wienervampyladyEarlHorancydnizoiamandajpandaCubanaMama82
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    MrJakeMorganSuggestibleDave__Wakenbake77lovemyboots111ShaunRightNowVickieLWallace_InsanelyNormal__twayne1010Mothpete
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    As much as America hates some of the shit the Middle East does, cutting off someone's dick b/c they raped someone is actually brilliant.

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    DearAbbySimontealbluejayherrgnervtovereaseeairwalk_11lana_manilowEuwreckapbms_bitch
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    77StephanieG77B_poling82SaraESpivey
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    YOU hit rock bottom? My mom just un-friended me on Pinterest.

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    JUSTLisandraSmooheedpeterjames48
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    *Nickelback starts playing on loud speaker at Home Depot* Me to Home Depot employee: "Is there gas in this chainsaw"?

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    yoopnativetealbluejayCampDreadmrjohntofuleigh71xayiladeeniedreamcorinnegog
    • 357
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    CampDreadbabygirlcocaineschwicke34mrjohntofuTedPillowcorinnemlwswPigeonlovtomw1984
    10InchesPlus
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets.

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    SpanishFlightBillhenry16
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    No moving trucks in front of Chris Bosh's home tho. pic.twitter.com/2QMOs2e7vM

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    tealbluejayKt_MedvecACROB62crunchenhancediamdanzoKevinKlemenciclebron_dwyanekaitduffy
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    ECHOLUCHIANOcrunchenhancedLelan_the_GreatJeffMikeBearMiguelCASHtrofittedchampisabella_judgeGvilleShaw
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Looks like my neighbors are out of beer, so I'm done drinking for the night.

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    yoopnativeRiotGRRLBarbierona65merryc1978mstluvstrinketsPigeonlovcrston8meemeebee
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    Xalqee
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    The fact that Evelyn Lozada was able to run away on foot from Chad Johnson is more than enough reason for the Dolphins to cut him.

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    a_olivia4212corinnemlwswPigeonlovgreen_babe_AllaHbastErJuliaProud2014tomw1984daniel_shaw
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    momoneymo8IAmSteezuscorinnemlwswPigeonlovtomw1984CoopSoSarc________SACutie2014QueefTornado
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    I'll run a marathon as long as someone is chasing me with a weapon.

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    yoopnativemerryc1978ejmichaels1jcbstarmanPigeonlovgreen_babe_omgthatwitchJuliaProud2014
    WhatsHerFace33martianhaiku______
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Jameis Winston stealing crab from Publix. pic.twitter.com/zmDmxT7sSA

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    KittenWrittenStu_MonsterGuidotorpedo410clark_cullHanBri1Delta_Rebcrunchenhancedtomw1984
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    HanBri1crunchenhancedeinnivsamkalinskimorriskimberlyAcehood2015RaveenaPatel1EveridgeKatelyn
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    So what if I fantasize about Nell Carter. Gimmie a break.

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    DearAbbySimonyoopnativeNotoriousBeepangieuncoveredcreeptasticsamAlphasoccerdadcorinnemlwswmstluvstrinkets
    • 151
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    SeanInCypress
  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    This Starbucks dude with a unibrow just got done telling me that he has many connections. If he only knew the irony in that statement.

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    yoopnativeMSN2BEejmichaels1ToxicProbablyrachel_uncommonryangriffithsyoufukinwishWhatevaConc
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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Taking a Twitter break for a while. I'll see ya again once my phone restarts.

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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Me: I'm turning in my resignation today.

    Boss: Very well then.

    Me: April Fools! Gotcha good!

    Boss: We've already replaced you.

    Me: ...

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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    While the wife is out watching the new Twilight movie tonight, I'll be at home watching "Breaking Dawn" on Adult on Demand.

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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Admit it. When you go to the zoo, the first thing you look at is the Camel's foot.

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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Son: Dad, u know wrestling isn't real, right?

    Me: Neither is Santa.

    Son: Wha? *tears up & runs off*

    Me: *sips beer* enjoyed our talk son

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    J158nyoopnativeherrgnervtTheBeerGuy73TheMichaelRockSureshC75581800Midgetsparmstluvstrinkets
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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    Do you remember where you were you when you realized the lead singer of Rascal Flatts wasn't a butch woman?

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    beccafacexogreen_babe_itsAbbiestomw1984CoopSoSarc________JesKeepSwimmingwarhorse76_Ms_Moneypenny_
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  • Northside_Mike
      Mike @Northside_Mike

    I thought Walmart employees were striking today? I was looking forward to calling it AWOL-mart all day.

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