I'm a babe in the woods

I hope you're being unfunny ironically.

Who the fuck is butch T

Im all sweaty from running outside in circles with my soccer ball.

All I hear is crickets and doom

I told this girl that I killed it when it came my turn to freestyle, she said don't feel bad you aren't black. I don't think she understood

Being paid to exist sounds like a dope job.

If you're watching this tape I guess i'm dead

Glasses still broken, but my sideburns are gone.

@radiomaru The power of magnetism commands your lips to kiss mine! oh nooooooo

Someone start with the Chris Rock Mayor Crack jokes.

You liked the last season of the office, loser.

Remember when Knights of the Abyss got their show cancelled and just went to some guys house in Rialto and played there instead?

If that means what I think it means, damn that's fucked up.

As a rule never mention my twitter in person to me.

@theselmablair A friend with weed is a friend indeed

@letmikeylive Yeah : / fall in love with a girl who only speaks Spanish and learn the language through her body man.

@jonbernhardt So the way I played Fantasy Bball yesterday during the draft was to get drunk and only pick players I knew the others guy want

@burts I can totally understand killing a human being but not a dog

I am really hoping there's a King City trade hopefully HC in the works that teaser image is crisp