@NotHot's (Jayne Dough) most faved Tweets...
You don't have to be a civil engineer to know rock n roll is not a stable foundation for a whole city.
I play 'Hobo or Hipster' with pedestrians and try to guess without looking at their face.
It's harder than it sounds.
It's harder than it sounds.
Pro tip: If a naked woman gets in your bed pressing her tits on your back and rubbing your ass with her hands, she wants sex.
I knit to relax. Thing is, I don't know how to knit, and it's very frustrating, then I throw things.
My sister told me the sicker I am, the more hormones I've got, the healthier the pregnancy is.
Then I threw up on her.
Then I threw up on her.
The next person that accuses me of carrying twins gets a pie in the face! Wait, I want that pie. They'll get a fist to the face!
My husband checks my favrd tweets to see if I am upset with him that day. Pretty please star this tweet, so he knows I love him lots. Thanks
People that don't know I'm pregnant may not understand what I mean when I say, 'I'm tired from growing a penis.'
We secretly replaced Jayne's muffin with a low fat, gluten free, vegan, trans-fat free, non-GMO, sawdust muffin. Let's see if she notices.
I can't go green. Last time my hair was green, I was 19 and throwing up peach schnapps in a friend's toilet.
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