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stevewhitaker
Damn it. I forgot to set my calendar ahead a month last night.
@stevewhitaker
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Lloylddaniels
Will my street credit be ruined if I admit that I am rocking out to Rod Stewart?
@Lloylddaniels
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sandwichpolice
"How long is a foot long sub?" My cousin is so lucky she married well. She'd never survive in the wild.
@sandwichpolice
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jane_bot
I'm a triple threat:

Emotional, Verbal & Physical Abuser.

I'm gonna be a star.
@jane_bot
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ChiNurse
I've always felt I'd be a good hit man. Hit chick. Whatever, give me a gun.
@ChiNurse
adtothebone
The Great American Paradox - Our prepackaged foods are getting smaller and our toilet paper rolls are getting bigger.
@adtothebone
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yodelmachine
OM NOM NOMELET.
@yodelmachine
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rejecter
Bad gateway. Bad, bad gateway. Don't let me catch you doing that again.
@rejecter
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blobert
With tater tots.
@blobert
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indefensible
Why would I want to be mayor of this bar? I wish I didn't even live at it.
@indefensible
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PhaCue
Pro tip: Stop tweeting
@PhaCue
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roughdiction
You suck and my dick isn't even involved.
@roughdiction
YouSeeMike
This strip club would be better if my wife was dancing. Poor souls, they don't know what they're missing.
@YouSeeMike
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essentially_me
Who wants to smoke a Cuban with me? I brought some home. It was a tight fit since José wanted to bring his donkey, but I squeezed them in.
@essentially_me
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ruthakers
MTV keeps telling me to talk to my kids about drugs.

Pretty sure any questions I need answered I can just ask my dealer.
@ruthakers
Freakdad
The best part about tailgating a slow motorcyclist in the fast lane with your big truck is that he can't pull that brake-check shit.
@Freakdad
Beef_Tongue
It’s rather difficult to perform cunnilingus when you’re wearing a ball gag.
@Beef_Tongue
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chatblanc
When I say, "I have no life," I mean I've seen every single episode of every Law and Order and CSI series ever made. Every. One. Ever.
@chatblanc
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sunnybucket
It's Saturday night and I'm out without panties.
Fellas?
Not trying to be sexy, my brother's dog ate just ate all of mine.
@sunnybucket
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RexHuppke
If you swap the fried cheese for cheese, the beer for wine and the cheese art for actual art, Wisconsin is just like France.
@RexHuppke
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