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Just waiting for things to start. Could be tonight or next month. These things aren't exact.
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Contractions suck, then the baby wants out. Yowza!
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mlb_matosNuclear49
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This is the part of pregnancy where I can't decide what's worse; being pregnant or birthing a baby. Cause, you know, contractions hurt.
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If you live in a place where it snows, don't act surprised when it snows.
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I have so much fat to get rid of after this baby. 50 pounds in 1 year should be an achievable goal. I'm an underachiever, so 20 and 2 years.
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IsJonas
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Dove for men!

Because real men are soft and smell like old ladies.
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It's been THREE HOURS! Seriously, they can't still be playing a game.
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This halftime show has been presented to you by the AARP. (via @flipflops)
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SassynicNuclear49
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The guys in this The Who tribute band are really old.
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giromidek2bfMsHissjoesmithreallyBillMc7unanythingtammyphinney
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His hair shone like satin. His teeth were whilte like pearls. I just had to simile at him.
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Superbowl.

That's the *big* bowl the midwife needs to catch the placenta.

#themoreyouknow
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I'm listening to the baby girl say "NO!" to her dad, her brother, the dog.


That girl is awesome!
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better go and baste my meat .. (via @troublebrother)
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Nuclear49
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My mother in law texted me to ask about her son making an appointment with a urologist for a vasectomy.

We've decided to ignore her, again
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If Yo Gabba Gabba was the only thing on tv, I'd be okay.
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spdracerx
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@debihope I'll be your valentine for a box of Swedish Fish.
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joesmithreallyrongillmore
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Telemarketers that call my cell phone can choke on a sweaty cock and die.
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Tee hee, I'm @CampNicole's scrabble bitch. That's the best job title I've ever had.
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Talking about baby names. Hubby doesn't like Ambien Rape. But I think it's sweet to remember how/where a baby was conceived in their name.
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I used a new toothbrush this morning and loved it!

This is noteworthy because my life is lame and sucks ass normally.
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