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I like cig butts and I’m gonna die
“I WILL KICK YOUR ASS” - people sitting at home using the internet
You guys know all my tweets are very sincere, right? Especially the ones about ballsacks?
The first thing I look for in a man is a really nice ballsack.
I'm really proud of you guys. You're doing a great job tweeting.
Clear history, but for your sex life
Everyone really likes your cleavage
No one cares about your cleavage
tried to type “humoring” but ended up with “hump ring” and I don’t know what that means but I’m clenching my butt anyway
Sometimes I make a grammatical error in a tweet just so I know what it feels like to be you guys
It was me. I pissed in your cornflakes.
I laughed so hard I almost spit the dick out of my mouth
Are we still RTing each other or did we break up?
How's that praying working out for ya?
Want to get close to people on twitter?
Step 1: kill yourself