Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
It's okay if you don't follow me back. I understand that this much awesomeness can be hard to handle.
It appears that my ex has gained all the weight that I lost. Thanks, Karma, I owe you one.
Spending my day cleaning because adulthood sucks
I hope you guys are okay with the fact that I picture some of you naked
I'm just here for the inappropriate comments
I remember when the weekends meant partying. Ahh, the good old days
When people from Facebook ask me about my Twitter account, I immediately unfriend them.
I couldn't even finish watching that film. Most disturbing thing I've EVER seen. And now I'm all sad...yay
Somebody text me, I'm bored. Oh wait, this isn't Facebook
In case you were wondering how low I've sunk, I think my boys' math teacher is sexy.
Tattoos are sexy as hell
I'm beginning to think some of you aren't on Twitter during the day because of jobs. Come on, people, priorities!