Do mermaids smoke seaweed?

I have been drinking about you a lot lately

I always thought Angry Birds was that tv show with the 5 women sitting at a table.

The short answer is no.

The long answer is fuck no.

First rule of Tourette's club

1. Cunt

I just puked in my bucket list

I peed so hard that a little laugh came out

Wait wait wait, big breasted women have eyes?

Bitches be tripping - Uncoordinated bitches

I bet judge Judy likes being choked.

I love all of gods children! Especially lesbian pornstars

I like my women like I like my scotch.
18 years old and mixed up with coke and ice.

A grenade is a bit drastic, but I would catch a bread roll for you.

I'd hit that

- Asians driving

I watched my first porno the other day.

I looked so much younger back then.

Kids are just a "participation ribbons" for ugly people

It takes some balls to be a transvestite

I just subtweeted and now it burns when I pee.

Relationship Status : She is a cunt.

I am going to help you work through your bucket list so I can kill you earlier