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Do mermaids smoke seaweed?
I have been drinking about you a lot lately
I always thought Angry Birds was that tv show with the 5 women sitting at a table.
The short answer is no.
The long answer is fuck no.
First rule of Tourette's club
I just puked in my bucket list
I peed so hard that a little laugh came out
Wait wait wait, big breasted women have eyes?
Bitches be tripping - Uncoordinated bitches
I bet judge Judy likes being choked.
I love all of gods children! Especially lesbian pornstars
I like my women like I like my scotch.
18 years old and mixed up with coke and ice.
A grenade is a bit drastic, but I would catch a bread roll for you.
I'd hit that
- Asians driving
I watched my first porno the other day.
I looked so much younger back then.
Kids are just a "participation ribbons" for ugly people
It takes some balls to be a transvestite
I just subtweeted and now it burns when I pee.
Relationship Status : She is a cunt.
I am going to help you work through your bucket list so I can kill you earlier
Serial cryer. http://favstar.fm/users/NotKevinSheedy/recent