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WHAT IF BEYONCE HAS BEEN ON THE FIELD THE WHOLE TIME AND SHE JUST RIPS HER HELMET OFF AND IS ALL "WHO RUN THE WORLD?!"
Adele really needs to come out with some new music. I'm running out of songs to cry to on the treadmill. :(
My iPhone just corrected "hahahahahaha" to "hahaha" and I was like "yeah, you're right."
Walk up into the club like what up I got a big day tomorrow I should probably go home.
Can't sleep. Too excited for breakfast.
"What's for dinner?" --me as soon as I wake up.
My whole life is leading up to the moment I finally get to grimace and say "you two deserve each other."
Horror movie idea: Reese Witherspoon and a chainsaw murderer, titled "Reese's Pieces". Too much? Wait, why are the police here?
Oreos turned 101 today, making them the first centenarians we wanna see double-stuffed.
RT if every once in awhile you're just like "oh yeah thank god Kate Winslet exists."
BREAKING: Kim Kardashian addresses Kanye West rumors; still can't address an envelope.
You will never convince me that Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife aren't the same person.
Kelsey Grammer sure is pretentious for a guy who misspells his own last name.
Look for the girl that orders the strawberries and cream frappucino. She is on a journey we can not yet understand.
The good thing about cheese is that you can melt it and stretch it over your emotions.
"Tastes like polka dots." --Zooey Deschanel, food critic.
"Now get off my goddamn stage." -Beyonce
Some of us don't even like Raymond.
Nervous twenty-something. Previously worked for free at LNJF, WMG.