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WHAT IF BEYONCE HAS BEEN ON THE FIELD THE WHOLE TIME AND SHE JUST RIPS HER HELMET OFF AND IS ALL "WHO RUN THE WORLD?!"
"Are you all white? Er-I mean...alright?" --George Zimmerman, helping that family from their overturned car.
My iPhone just corrected "hahahahahaha" to "hahaha" and I was like "yeah, you're right."
Walk up into the club like what up I got a big day tomorrow I should probably go home.
Can't sleep. Too excited for breakfast.
"What's for dinner?" --me as soon as I wake up.
Just dropped my car off at the mechanic to make sure its triple axels will stick their landing or something whatever.
Look for the girl that orders the strawberries and cream frappucino. She is on a journey we can not yet understand.
Oreos turned 101 today, making them the first centenarians we wanna see double-stuffed.
RT if every once in awhile you're just like "oh yeah thank god Kate Winslet exists."
The good thing about cheese is that you can melt it and stretch it over your emotions.
"Tastes like polka dots." --Zooey Deschanel, food critic.
"This Paula isn't a racist," Paula Abdul says into her vanity mirror, her crimson lipstick haphazardly smeared. A light flickers overhead.
The good thing about ending relationships with me is that you're guaranteed to bump into me at my worst sporadically for the next 3-5 years.
"Now get off my goddamn stage." -Beyonce
Remember those walls I built? Well baby they're tumbling down. I told you I'm completely unqualified for this construction job.
Some of us don't even like Raymond.
Not totally sure what everyone who "can't believe it's March today" expected after yesterday.
Between the ages of 7 and 9 I attempted several spells before finally accepting that I possess little to no magical power.