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NotSanta
I don't understand half of what you fuckers are twatting about.
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Fuck you. I don't believe in myself, either. Twats.
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linajkMissVampigrumpassgrumpawEdgellACEkambrocktherealcherilynMiss_Cookjane_botRanGTshamanfoxSpooky_Johnson
NotSanta
You weak people and your Monday whining. Every day is Monday here 'cept Sunday. That's my fun day. My I don't hafta...Fuck you.
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UncleDynamiteDadsUpLatexrayedmanEdgellACEPaxOfficiotherealcherilynMiss_Cookfactualfictionjane_bot
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Got my own goddamned brewery, by the way. An old man has to think of himself sometimes. To hell with all you.
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NoirGeeklinajksaneighJohnnyChimpokambrocktherealcherilynMiss_CookEdgellACEcassidylucas
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I may kill Dan Patrick and that other idiot next to him. Whatshisname. Chris Matthews.
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ian_Wrighttheacerbic1OFeelYahbeefwhiskeyJohnnyChimpoEdgellACEkambrocktherealcherilynMiss_Cook
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A candy cane up her ass. That's what Helga's getting.
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EdgellACEGSouderMorrostwistedpfisterabqryantherealcherilynMiss_Cookjane_bot
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Drinkability? What dumbfuck came up with this one?
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sttawTrMsaneighOFeelYahEdgellACEkambrocktherealcherilynMiss_Cookjane_bot
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Look, I know I'm not exactly a GQ cover boy, but if you wear a bow tie other than with a tux, you are a reindeer douche.
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ImAVeronicaxrayedmangrumpassgrumpawAmIThatBoringTrick_or_tweetjorshuwahEdgellACE
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Fired the payroll company. AGAIN. Accountants can't keep up with Mr. Potato Heads. Not parts. Only the fucking heads. Jesus.
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MalkahEdgellACExrayedmanjane_botfactualfictionkambrockMiss_Cook
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Yeah, get a tree now so it'll burn down your fucking house by December 1. And keep living in New Orleans. Just about as fucking smart.
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NoirGeekxrayedmanurkillingmeEdgellACEkambrocktherealcherilynMiss_Cook
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Santa likes the Saints. Santa. Saints. Dumbasses.
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linajksaneighbeefwhiskeyEdgellACEkambrocktherealcherilynMiss_Cook
NotSanta
Fuck Xmas
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talks_in_mathsNoirGeekJohnnyChimpoEdgellACEtherealcherilynMiss_CookRanGT
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You in the new suit! The cloth tag on your suit makes you look like a goddamned idiot. Yeah, it'll be coal for you. Dumbass.
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SusAnimatedlinajkCampNicolexrayedmanEdgellACEtherealcherilynMiss_Cook
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If you felt all of this love I felt from kids, you'd be as happy as I am. And no MJ bullshit. I'll fucking torture a molester.
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JeeNeeBeeTrick_or_tweetEdgellACEstarrmommy824ChatEnPochetammyphinney
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Want a follow? Just hafta ask. Fucktard.
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CampNicoletalks_in_mathsMiss_Cooktherealcherilynjane_botEdgellACE
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Naps: The secret of my success. Defining success as not killing all you fuckers on xmas eve.
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EdgellACEkambrockjane_botChatEnPocheMiss_CookRanGT
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My other pearl of life taken from Mr. Rock: "Guns mean you don't have to work out." Which means more Cinnabon time for Santa.
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UncleDynamiteImAVeronicatherealcherilynEdgellACEjane_botMiss_Cook
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Health care? We're taking Chris Rock's advice for ten years now. Tussin. Band-aids. Kiss and deny those bo-bo's. Kiss and deny.
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xrayedmantherealcherilynkambrockMiss_CookEdgellACERanGT
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Who the fuck is Miley Cyrus?
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Mela_DexrayedmanEdgellACEkambrocktherealcherilynMiss_Cook
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Good thing Canada's so close. They get those heavy-ass snowblowers and shit. Wha-? I'm supposed to say "eh" now? Fuck you.
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