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I just licked a broken butterfinger out of the wrapper. That's probably the fattest thing I've ever done.
Thong underwear works wonders for the self-esteem
Someone was running asshole on all cylinders today!
My middle finger itches. I have a feeling I am going to piss someone off and not even know it later today.
I just watched "Contagion". I'm not touching ANYBODY! I don't care if your grandma just died!! You'll get an empathetic nod from me!
Going to get some cardio jump-roping in today. I almost started a fire with my thighs yesterday.
Saw a "sexy" fireman costume wearer at the gas station. *Yawn*
If you say,"Valentimes Day", you can't be my Valentine
My life's not perfect, but whose is? The day @MichaelFranti followed me was the BEST DAY EVER! #4SHODIME