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Decided to try working out before work this morning. So far all I've determined is that people who regularly get up before 5 am are insane.
Congrats to all those moving into college this week. The smart ones will graduate early. The smarter ones will never graduate.
Oh, you're at the club? I'm on the couch. I win.
I really wish they'd stop trying to convince me a bunch of beautiful people came on TV because that was the only way they could find love.
It's deeply unfair that someone who brought so much joy was so sad. RIP Robin Williams. The world is a better, funnier place because of you.
Wow. I grew up on Robin Williams. Could make you laugh and cry all in the space of a minute. Sad, sad day. RIP.
Uncle Drew and Wes on the same team. Maybe Lebron will dress up as an old guy too. He's already got the hairline for it.
The Lil Kim - Nicki Minaj drama makes me miss the days when rap feuds ended in death.
Apprentice Jabbawockee & Beer Pong Enthusiast. Also, I once gave a girl a broken compass--Bachelorette Season 7