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The answers may not be at the bottom of this bottle, but I better check anyway just to be sure.
Today is William Shakespeare's 450th birthday. There are some English lit majors/future baristas partying hard tonight!
Happy "We drive gas guzzling SUVS, waste energy & cut down forests to build strip malls but at least we say Happy Earth Day on Facebook" Day
You don't need therapy. Just watch 16 & Pregnant. If that doesn't make you feel better about your life choices, nothing will.
I don't want Netflix to raise prices but at this point it could start beating me & I'd be like "it's ok he's just really stressed from work"
"I could run a marathon if I wanted to," I whisper to myself while eating my fifth Cadbury Egg of the morning.
Happy Easter! Lis Giugliano is a wonderful person who needs our help. If everyone just gave $1, it may save her life. http://www.gofundme.com/LisGiuglianoTransplant?pc=tw_p2 …
My favorite part of Easter is how we celebrate the son of God coming back from the dead by telling kids a giant rabbit brought them candy.
But aren't they all good Fridays?
Peeps are the Nickelback of Easter candies.
I like to think all of Jay-Z and Beyonce's arguments are in song/rap form.
I'm okay with Michael Phelps coming out of retirement as long as he doesn't bring Ryan Lochte with him.
*sees headline Michael Phelps Comes Out of Retirement at Age 28*
*realizes Phelps retired before 28*
*regrets every decision ever made*
One more time for the afternoon crowd: http://www.gofundme.com/LisGiuglianoTransplant?pc=tw_f_m … pic.twitter.com/jeHkBHJavN
What would you do if your mom was gravely ill? Please read. Donate, retweet, or say a prayer. All are appreciated. http://www.gofundme.com/LisGiuglianoTransplant?pc=tw_f_m …
Please take a minute to read about a beautiful woman who needs our help. Give $1, or share her story. Every bit helps http://www.gofundme.com/LisGiuglianoTransplant?pc=tw_p2 …
Oh my God Instagram is down. What is everyone eating? How are your pets? WHAT DO CLOUDS LOOK LIKE??
Apprentice Jabbawockee & Beer Pong Enthusiast. Also, I once gave a girl a broken compass--Bachelorette Season 7