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I just dropped a french fry on the floor, so yeah, I know a little something about the one that got away.
ABC is making a show called Selfie. I officially hate everything.
Bachelor in Paradise looks a lot like Survivor only instead of completing difficult challenges you get drunk & make bad decisions.
Every rapper seems terrified that if they don't say their name at least fifteen times in every song we'll forget it.
You know I'm starting to think flying on Malaysian Airlines might not be safe.
My bed is 700% more comfortable when it's time to get up than it was when it was time to go to sleep.
Netflix is hiring people to lay around and watch movies all day and it's like I never understood the concept of destiny until right now.
"Bae" is actually the Danish word for poop. So congratulations, people who call each other that; you're dumb in two languages.
Apprentice Jabbawockee & Beer Pong Enthusiast. Also, I once gave a girl a broken compass--Bachelorette Season 7