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It's about that time of night where you either get some sleep and wake up a little tired, or keep pushing and see how weird things can get.
To be fair, endorsing Trump makes just as much sense as anything else Sarah Palin's ever done.
I'm not disappointed that I didn't win the lottery so much as I'm disappointed that I have to continue pretending to be a responsible adult.
The lottery gives you a 1 in 250 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game; I'll play mine.
I keep seeing all these "new year, new me" posts. Meanwhile I'm over here like "new year, new everyone else."
Ugh there are 364 days until Christmas and my parents already have decorations up. So tacky.
Sure, everyone's all excited that it's Christmas Eve, but it's also New Year's Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve.
Ways to make Christmas shopping more fun:
1) less shopping
2) like, a lot less
3) literally no shopping
4) instead of shopping, drinking
I'm very good at drinking games. Like, weirdly good. Bachelorette Season 7. Snapchat: a.westlee; Insta: AWestLee
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