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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    Karen on Facebook said she's taking it one day at a time, so I replied "me too. That's how days work."

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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    I don't care what Folgers says; the best part of waking up is hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.

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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    Why does People Magazine need to specify that Chris Hemsworth is the sexiest man "alive?" Were they planning to dig up a body and compare?

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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    If you'd asked me 10 years ago who women should be more afraid of, Bill Cosby or Charles Manson, well...apparently I would've been wrong.

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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    Mass murderer Charles Manson is getting married, and you're still single. Happy Tuesday.

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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    Today is World Kindness Day. Because apparently we're all giant idiots who need a holiday to remind us to be nice to each other.

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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    One day Kim Kardashian's butt will develop its own gravitational pull and that is how the world will end.

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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    When the police ask why I burned this store down, I'll say it was because they were playing Christmas music on November fucking 8th.

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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    Toy Story 4 will just be two hours of people telling a now 36 year old Andy that he's too old to be playing with dolls.

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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    Happy Election Day to the 26% of Americans who will decide today what 50% of Americans will be complaining about for the next several years.

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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    I'm so tired. I can't wait to go to bed and play on my phone for three hours.

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  • NotthatAdamWest
     
    West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    @dragnut I'll let it slide this time, but next year I'm sending a "collection team." 💪🔫🔪🔨

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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    CNN says the symptoms of Ebola are tiredness and fatigue. So apparently I've had it for most of my adult life.

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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    The word multitask has the word tit in it. Good luck not noticing that for the rest of your life.

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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    I'm going as an unwed 34 year old with no kids for Halloween. I don't know about everyone else but my mom thinks this costume is terrifying.

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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    Peyton Manning breaks Brett Favre's touchdown record, still trails by large margin in number of creepy dick pics sent to female staffers.

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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    Columbus Day is the perfect male holiday because it celebrates a guy who would rather claim he found the new world than admit he got lost.

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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    We'll probably be a good 45 minutes into the apocalypse before I look up from my phone long enough to notice.

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  • NotthatAdamWest
     
    West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    @robyn_vo really the only acceptable reply imo.

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  • NotthatAdamWest
      West Lee @NotthatAdamWest

    On the bright side, the Ebola scare makes my generally anti-social behavior justifiable.

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@NotthatAdamWest

@NotthatAdamWest

Apprentice Jabbawockee & Beer Pong Enthusiast. Also, I once gave a girl a broken compass--Bachelorette Season 7