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*Sees "Today is Donald Trump's 70th" trending*
"Human Soul devoured?"
*clicks on link*
"Ohhh, birthday. Right."
Prince, Bowie, Nancy Reagan & Muhammad Ali all within a few months. The prospect of Trump as president is literally scaring folks to death.
We can track every move our pets, children, packages, even phones make using GPS, but we lose a plane like once a month. The future is wild.
Congratulations to the Toronto Raptors on being the next team to get swept by the Cavs.
I've never understood Friday the 13th. It's like, why was Jason so mad? Did he not know it was Friday?
George Zimmerman is auctioning the gun he murdered Trayvon Martin with. His transformation into comic book supervillain is nearly complete.
Internet: I HAVE STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT THE NEW INSTAGRAM.
Me: Um. You guys know our country is about to be taken over by a madman, right?
I'm always a little sad when Mother's Day ends and we have to put mom back in her cage until next year.
Only a couple of days left to find the right "sorry I still haven't given you grandchildren" Mother's Day card.
I'm very good at drinking games. Like, weirdly good. Bachelorette Season 7. Snapchat: a.westlee; Insta: AWestLee
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