Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
It's like athletes don't even think about how their actions affect my fantasy team.
Can't believe Oscar Pistorius is going to walk. I'm stumped by this verdict.
Roger Goodell found out Wes Welker popped Molly & suspended him for two games. Then he found out Molly was a drug & changed it to 4 games.
Wes Welker went to the Kentucky Derby, had a great time, and didn't hurt anyone. Suspended four games. The guy who beat his wife? Two.
As far as I can tell, Wes Welker got suspended for being awesome.
It's weird how posting nude pictures of Jennifer Lawrence can be both a crime and a public service.
I feel like I shouldn't have to say this, but dumping a bucket of water on your head does not make you a philanthropist.
I don't want Joan Rivers to die because of surgery, but if she does, at least she died doing what she loved.
Not watching the VMAs so I don't know who's winning, but I'm pretty sure the loser is music.
Decided to try working out before work this morning. So far all I've determined is that people who regularly get up before 5 am are insane.
Congrats to all those moving into college this week. The smart ones will graduate early. The smarter ones will never graduate.
Oh, you're at the club? I'm on the couch. I win.
I really wish they'd stop trying to convince me a bunch of beautiful people came on TV because that was the only way they could find love.
Apprentice Jabbawockee & Beer Pong Enthusiast. Also, I once gave a girl a broken compass--Bachelorette Season 7