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Ever notice how Egyptians always say: "mafeesh" before telling any story? "Eh yabni hasal eh embareh?" "Mafeesh yabni, 74 wahed mato."
"Mabtes2alsh leh 3alaya?" "Ya3ni enta elly betes2al?" "Mana sa2alt aho." - A conversation every Egyptian had.
The Hulk is just Shrek after working out.
In Egypt, you're not allowed to kiss in public. However, you're allowed to piss in public.
الناس في مصر بتعدي الشارع من منطلق : لو انت راجل دوسني.
عند وقت المذاكرة تتحول الحيطان إلى منظر طبيعى خلاب.
صعيدى رومانسى بيقول لخطيبتة نفسى ادوس على وشك بالجزمة. سألته ليه كده؟ علشان ابقى اول صعيدى طلع القمر
Remember when your heart skipped a beat when your crush signed into msn messenger? LOL.
7elwa awi selselet "Allah" 3ala el cleavage. To7fa!
Wikipedia already updated: Muhammad Hosni Sayyid Mubarak was the President of Egypt from 1981 to 2011. =D
Please retweet if you were born on your birthday.
Boys who are capable of having fun and living their lives and still manage to pray are pretty impressive and attractive.
الكلوت وقع عند الجيران - انزلي جيبيه #ScarySentences
Oh sorry, enty betekteby esmek "Phatma/Pharida/Pharah"? Ah la2, alph salama 3aleky.
Your number of followers doesn't reflect how awesome you are.
Making me laugh > Apologizing
I'm not talking to you 'cause you're not talking to me. You're not talking to me 'cause I'm not talking to you. Fucking human relationships.
What doesn't kill you, بيفشخك في أفكارك.
Not an activist, not a blogger, not a writer, not a musician, not a comedian, not an actress, not a journalist, and not a photographer. Still not boring. Yowza!