Dear Gay men: Referring to women as Gross or their parts as disgusting makes you no different than the asshat homophobic men. Think about it

#Legit. pic.twitter.com/N3fUy3cQqV

"it's a Joke not a Dick, don't take it so hard." Im gunna hold onto that one.

Yo mama so fat, her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget :T

I... what? XD  http://youtu.be/yqYKUHUzva8 

@mikesacco @oatmeal There's also bestiality, voyeurism, lack of normal morality and schizophrenia in that entry alone. All serious offenses

People like this= my hero.  http://i.imgur.com/JUqOM3r.gif 

 http://imgur.com/gallery/aJBXXRA  This is why I don't let @rrowdybeast use the good cookware.

And a real buddy one for @dingosarentcool !! pic.twitter.com/VFDirU4f

Hobo furry? pic.twitter.com/YV45POZJ

 http://youtu.be/zgB2ziyAteI  Im dyin XD

Today I got my beachlegs. http://t.co/qliWOwmw

My thanksgiving dessert was a huge heaping serving of @pauladeenvagina 's piping hot crusty cooter cream pumpkin pus pie <3

When some people hear KKK they think Ku Klux Klan or whateverthefuck. I will now forever think "Knots, Knuckles, and Knobs" #FutureGayBar

Fucking full on Batgasm.  http://imgur.com/r/WTF/5VOgjmw 

But Al, he's just so good at it! #DagsComic @alalobsters pic.twitter.com/nmr5wZHKis

"I want... To poop here. Whenever I want. For as long as I want."

@wanderpup Now now, lets turn that into a smile. pic.twitter.com/CqhqllQuRZ

Crunchy Tailhole. Breakfast cereal.

@techandmuscle @spotgideon It's not. Look closer. pic.twitter.com/x8t2vvv4ED