To whom it may concern, RT @nathansreality I would slap you... but I don't want to get slut on my hand.

& NOBODY likes a sandwich with no bread! t(-.-)t RT @thesexbible Sex with no head is like a sandwich with no bread.

This be true... ;( RT @hornyfacts: Cuddling in bed and falling asleep is probably the best feeling in a relationship.

RT @funnyorfact "Hey" , "Hey" , "How r u" , " Good u" , "Good", "What are u doing", "nothing u" , "nothing", Retweet if u hate these convos.

\(^.^)/ RT @factsofschool: 'Can I copy your homework?' 'Yeah, but the answers are probably...' 'I don't care, Thanks!'

I'm adding #Cum & #Grapefruits to my healthy diet! \(^.^)/ RT @uberfacts Human sperm and grapefruit both have anti-aging properties.

<3 RT @jesus_m_christ I call my dick cancer because I want to beat it.

Haha :( RT @wonkatweets Sleep is for people with no internet access.

@enigmajak You need @jesus in yo life homie! Lol

@lalitzzzz @rorosio @rhvission @aquagenius @ulymoli @jesus @simoncowell @victorvillalobo @obama @_oskie_ @janetgo27 @mr_ed_513 Viva Mexico!

These two peeps make Twitter really interesting: @realmitz & @mannykardashian (He's not really 12 btw)

#FF @tony_alejandro @dabananaking09 @sean_carloz @junivasquez @jaketunechi @gabylushizz @gabespears @fleshjack @boybriefs @jesus @jon_just

Lmfao! #Ouch xD RT @jesus_m_christ: Hey Mormons, you've got one too many "M's" in your name.

:/ & #Repeat RT @dumbstercrab *While masturbating* "OH MY GOSH FUCK YEAH THIS IS AMAZING"
*immediately after* *puts head down"I hate myself

.____. #Please RT @hornyfacts: Can I touch your butt?

o.O I never thought of it that way. RT @autocorrects: If the devil only punishes bad people.... Wouldnt that make him good?

.___. RT @autocorrects: That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious.

\(-.-)z RT @yosantos1: No blow jobs for you, Glen Coco!

#BullShit they got the cheerleaders preggo & now low lifes RT @itweetfacts Kids who were popular in school tend to make more money as adults

:') RT @hornyfacts: [ ] Getting Head [ ] Giving Head [✔] I'll take both please