Do Scriptshadow fans not realize this whole thing ends w/them in Jonestown swallowing cyanide?

@joerogan @alcizzio I, too, am really offended. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna find some psilocybin to cure my stupidity.

Mark my words: Biden will end this debate by singing "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine" while pissing on Ryan's corpse. #VPDebate

Jessica Lange is goddamn brilliant in AMERICAN HORROR STORY.

First @rogercorman follows me, then the great @the_robertevans: 2 legendary, bad ass Hollywood titans & creators of my favorite films. #FF

Hey, @netflix, sit down, take a load off. You must be tired from FUCKING ALL OF YOUR CUSTOMERS IN THE ASS today.

Snooki + trench coat + bandana = Sam Kinison

Watching TALES ROM THE SCRIPT always gets me out of a writing funk. Great screenwriting doc.

If you don't hate your screenplay at least 5 different times, from concept to completion, you might be doing it wrong.

Rooney Mara is wearing heroin and bulimia #TweetRoast #Oscars #SomebodyBuyThisChickACheesburger

Danny needs his hat removed. #TeamMars

Believe the hype: RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES is an awesome film.

Big thanks to @rogercorman for the follow. Huge fan, sir.

THE SHINING PREQUEL Drinking Game: Drink every time an actor takes a passive-aggressive stab at one of the theories from the ROOM 237 doc.

My first IMDB writing credit. Hopefully the first of many:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2748630/reference …

My new writing partner: pic.twitter.com/UyoOD8xyxD

Best of luck in trying to parody THE TREE OF LIFE, porn industry.

I will not read your fucking screenplay #CandyHeartRejects

L.L. Cool J's #Grammys host fee is as follows: $100,000 to appear, $900,000 not to beat the fuck out of Chris Brown.

Ray Lewis just showed us how glad he is for not getting Kim Kardashain pregnant.