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"Hi. What's your name?" "Arya Reddy" "Well yeah, tell me."
We won a cricket match and nobody's talking about it? Oh, the women's team. That explains it.
India and Pakistan have more in common than either will ever admit. Shitty media agencies, inept intelligence service, slow response teams.
When was the last time you saw the sky instead of your phone while waiting?
Murphy's law for womanisers: You're going to have daughters and be constantly paranoid because you know there are men like you out there.
It takes weeks, months, maybe years to walk away. But there is no going back to people who didn't appreciate your presence when they could.
So now people can have sex at 16. Get married at 18. But wait till they turn 25 to drink alcohol. LOLINDIA.
If a love marriage fails,"Humne kaha tha woh ladka theek nai hai"
If an arranged marriage fails,"Sanjog ki baat hai..Sab likha hua hai"
A normal woman's FB photos :
Age 21: Pout
Age 25: Wedding + honeymoon pics
Age 28: Baby pics
Age 30 onwards : "Girls night out"
When the storm passes, remember me as the leafless, old tree that couldn't give you shelter, but gave you hope because it wouldn't fall.
A friend's mom needs B+ platelets - fresh, not more than 5 days old. Please get in touch at +919646770040. Urgent. #Chandigarh #HELP
011-44222222 or 44333222 are the phone nos. of cabs with female drivers that have been started for the safety of women in Delhi.
Everybody and their children are getting married. In summers!
I just want to marry the air conditioner.