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I was the kid who always wanted to give the teacher a banana .
You don't have to have a body like a Greek god , if you know where all the 40 percent off ladies shoe sales are located .
Open Mike Night has a whole new meaning in gay bars .
I wrote hilarious comedy for drive-time radio . I also published my own adult tabloid newspaper . Make me laugh , damn you ! ( Adults Only.)