@ODDTwitter's (OnlineDatingDiaries) most faved Tweets...
Dear lady at my dr's office: you need to push the door, not pull. I'd explain but then I'd be without amusement. Carry on.
6
Saw teeny girl carrying a big computer. Thought about helping then realized 'caring about others' is like #20 on my list of priorities.
5
Dear car in front of me, it's great your child is an honor student as indicated by your 12 bumper stickers. Can they teach you to drive?
3
In keeping with my love of fine dining today I had Cocoa Krispies for breakfast as I am A) mature and there is no B
2
It's windy in LA today. That means I get to watch all the girls who haven't eaten carbs since 1987 attempt not to fall over in a gust.
2
'You're all fucking sensitive and shit' from the boy I'm dating. Aw, he says the sweetest things. I make awesome life choices.
2
psst fellas... under these knee high boots I'm wearing socks with cat faces on them. Aw yeah, I know what gets your motors running.
2
@lizinla actually it was, I'm sleeping with the wrong people. The term 'dating' implies a level of commitment I'm not comfortable with.
2
Today I got my pay check. Today I bought a pair of red, suede Marc Jacobs heels. I make fantastic life decisions.
1
While discussing Michelin star restaurants I used my Red Vine as a straw.I think that illuminated the fact that I really know what class is.
1
I have been at cake class for 2 minutes and have already decided I want to move here and dress exclusively in caftans.
1
while driving a homeless man leapt in front of my car. On the plus side I now know my breaks work really well. Downside? URINE.
1
In looking through my 2010 calendar of events one can only deduce that I am an alcoholic with a death wish and excellent planning skills.
1
Showed people at work picture of my cat. First week at work. Guess who is super popular and single forever?
1
If you were looking for any socks or hammers, sorry, I apparently own them all. Apologies. #thingsonediscoverswhenunpacking #fb
1
Tip: To have your favorites shown faster, follow @favstar