My favorite Quote from a Movie is "Ahhhh Ahhhh harder"

Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop Clip Clop Cop....bang bang bang bang bang bang....Clip Clop Clip bang bang ~ Amish drive by shooting

You can learn a lot about your new neighbor from the top dresser drawer beside her bed....

RT if you're dead

I wish some girl teach me how to speak fluent hint

I'm never overwhelmed I'm always just the right amount of whelmed

the world is a dangerous place..2 minutes ago I punched a guy for no reason

if dogs drive .. it would always be easy for them to find a Barking spot

*sorry

When I was a kid my parents fought in court for my custody. My mother lost the case so she had to keep me

how many dead hookers can you find in my garage?
another 2 if I removed my bike

Other than the dinner's not ready.
Is there really any excuse for domestic abuse?

If lesbians hate us so much maybe they should stop dressing like us.. I never saw a jew dressing like a Nazi

a mom should stop breastfeeding when her kid gets a milk mustache on his actual mustache

Interviewer: what's you weakness?
Me: Honesty..
Interviewer: I don't think honesty is a weakness..
Me: I don't give a fuck what you think..