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Has anyone every watched "Are you Smarter then a 5th grader" and asked yourself, "5th graders know this shit?!"
Dear 7 year old kid on Facebook, What happened to Club Penguin?
The Awkward Moment when...you're making the "about to sneeze" face and someone keeps staring at you
Why are people awkward over phone... But so alive over text?
Teacher; 'why are you talking in my lesson?' Student; 'Why are you teaching in my conversation?
I'll forgive u when: A voiceless woman tells a deaf man that she saw a blind girl watching a paralyzed boy walk across the Ocean *SO NEVER*
Not all thin girls are pretty and not all fat girls are ugly! #RealTeens
WAS IT A CAR OR A CAT I SAW? is the only English sentence which even if we read in reverse, will give the same sentence. #RealTeens
Your first mistake was leaving me... your second mistake was giving me the chance to realize I could live without you. #RealTeens
I bought gum for me, not they whole school.
L.E.C.T.U.R.E.S = Literally Effective in Causing The United Response of Everyone Sleeping. #RealTeens
I'm a BITCH? A bitch is a Dog. Dogs Bark. Bark is on Trees. Trees are in Nature. Nature is Pretty. So thanks for the compliment! #RealTeens
Oh this is cute! *looks at price tag* never mind! #RealTeens
Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the Ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns. #RealTeens
"Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry anymore."
With out ME, it's just AWESO. #RealTeens
Dear Bruno Mars, CATCH! Sincerely, Bin Laden #RealTeens
Texting a person in the same room as you and staring at them until they get it. #RealTeens
Nobody dies a virgin because in the end, life will f**k us all. #RealTeens