Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I consistently overpack. This way, I can always overstay my welcome.
I'm really glad the Weather Channel has issued the tropical storm watch advisory in all caps. Now I know this is serious business. Thx.
Call meh now fer yer free readin'.
💩. Back and forth. Forever.
Got out of Target for less than a hundred bucks? This must be my lucky night for Powerball.
Break it down, bitch. It's #FuckingGoodthrustFriday. 🎉
I hate your Powerballs.
Slut tourney! 🎰
Why did I just watch a video on baby sloths doing their "poo dance"? And why did the lady in the video have to say "poop chute"? Not right.
Feed me unlimited Thin Mints.
It's sad when I think that I've got mail and instead it's from Fresh Step kitty litter. My cat gets more relevant email than I do...
I didn't see Goodthrust/Bulldog on my ballot, but i saw Roseanne. Someone dropped the ball.
I'm bored. Mildly drunk. Entertain me.