I kinda think the simple way of lookin at the constitution is: 1st amendment is free to talk shit, 2nd amendment is back that shit up

Happy gun appreciation day folks. I have mine on, do you?

@nachosarah those are the ones that cut people up.

@shanethevein just act it.

If my teeth grinding annoys you just remember that's what keeps your head hollow point free

Took my 9 y/o daughter out for an after school shooting session. That's the good stuff in life.

@kelsmads76 Kelster. Texas Ranger. #ohnotacrimefighter?

God bless whiskey.

@kyle_lippert fuckin foreigner should've knocked.

@finallyhesleeps I'm years ahead of the curve

@coorslitelover Sportsman's Guide catalogs....I've umm heard, yeah heard.

@kyle_lippert And if you expand you can just add an E

@psychicstoner what about Freedom toast? Freedom bikini? Freedom kissing? Smelling like a Freedom whore?

@platinumshower who wouldn't want #moistbutthole to trend?

Got a lil' surprise in the mail today thanks @finallyhesleeps (how long will it take to read at a 3rd grade level?) http://t.co/0QnG5SVl

3 of my best pals all cleaned and ready to go play this weekend. http://t.co/yKAGUw1V

@artismyporn And I love catching them on my tongue

"@getoffendedbone: "Blow me or make me a sandwich." - me, in my head, no matter what's coming out of my mouth." if you don't follow die #FF

Masturbating like a chimp on crack......oh I thought you asked what I was doing today

@whocuppedmycake Howdy ma'am