Hey Stoops,whatcha think about OSU unis? "I think they're awesome, as long as they're on someone else" I <3 Bob :) http://t.co/UAxlBtPd

Football hurry the fuck up

Ugh that joke so wasn't worth the Bieber bots.

#FF #Sooners @oujenn @soonersteve1 @oukingpen @okiemade @okierover @soonerntx @soonerchick @soonerady @cmoneyou @bizarrojamie @joejordanou

#FF Hilarity @_moonface @piggy_nig_nig @rufn_serious @jaydidhumour @12inch_vertical @tweetdano @writingwilkie @dickensnyc @goonumbertwo

assuming that the second assumption was the wrong one. Oh and childproof caps.

I'm so proud of myself,I made it through spring break without strangling one or both of my children.Broken bones don't count against me.

This, still RT @landthieves Boomer Sooner!

@landthieves and @nuked_lt will be busy this weekend. http://t.co/LkoxoEZE

@landthieves @bcschick @soonerbeersnob Great show guys. We'll work on getting TG to listen and call in ;)

#SoonersAfterDark You've got just 20 minutes (aka halftime). What sexual act/acts to you partake in?

3 more days. Boomer Sooner!

#FF More Sooners @bfuller96 @autopsytheclown @jasoncorder24 @okcchuck @boomersoonerjay @chrisorsogna @crimzonwarrior @leeeveresttx

Great blogs/podcasts @2g1gsportsshow @suckmytake @blatanthomerism @widertnattylt @clubhousewrnc @okcchuck @chrisorsogna @sportsatwork

@bigcrimsontx @landthieves The word oozes sex.

For any that missed it, episode one of ESPU's All Access: Oklahoma http://t.co/iNiGZ1v #Sooners

@landthieves @oujenn @dordyboyd Classy:In regards to posters on landthieves.com; awesomely derogatory, filthy and hilarious.

#Sooners FF @kavemank @acousticsoup @derrouse @codypshawk @corydeg @jasoncorder24 @oujenn @okcchuck @onikuno @nickzepp03 @djghettoredneck

Ok, I'll say it. I'm a MILF. A Mother Incessantly Laundry Folding.

Fun fact: Sperm is great for the skin and reduces wrinkles!So c'mon girls don't hesitate the next time your man wants to give you a facial.