Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I put a lot of thought into it and I just don't think being an adult is gonna work for me.
Its only premarital sex if you get married.
I bet we don't have unicorns because they were fucking delicious.
Twitter suggests I follow a Kardashian... did I do something wrong?
Yeah. So. I follow you because your avi. What of it? You wanna fight? Or make out? Whatever.
Twitter is my news channel. There was an earthquake and that girl's a cunt. Stay tuned for further developments.
My spirit animal is a cheeseburger.
this Twitter game is great. It's almost like you're all real people. Crazy.
Any sexy bitches want to shack up for hot sex and a mediocre living?
Eggplants are liars.
I'd take your deep life quotes more serious if you weren't fifteen years old.
A tweet-up sounds like a great place to get stabbed.
I came in 2nd place in solitaire.
Live Subtweeting. Formerly know as mumbling under your breath.
If you look for misery, you're sure to find it.
I gave up Lent for new years, so I'm good to go.
Shit! My 5000th tweet was about rice pudding. Could've been something great. Story of my life.
I am so sober right now it's ridiculous.
Just left my house without my phone like some kind of heathen.
If you were here we could tweet about loneliness together.
nerd. jock. slacker. ginger. conformist. outsider. leader. jedi. Browncoat.