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I'm so sick of people using medical terms like "post nasal drip" and "ADHD" and "please stop stabbing me"
There are two types of people at 6AM: the cheery people, and the people who hate the cheery people. #guesswhichoneiam
You "check in" to places in Foursquare by humping the building, right?
If so, I am *totally* the mayor of this place.
Super power wish: Elevator floor number makes the elevator go faster and faster every time I push it.