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My roommate brushed his teeth with a bottle of sake this morning because we have no water today. I think I've found the black Ke$ha.
Lex Luthor either drinks a lot for a high schooler or hangs around a lot of high schoolers for an adult. #Smallville
"You disturb me. And your theory on this murder disturbs me. And you disturb me." "You said that twice." "Yes." #Psych
NOOO! DAMMIT, DOCTOR, YOU CAN'T REGENERATE YET! IT'S NOT THE LAST EPISODE OF THE DAMN SEASON! D<
I bend,bend,bend,bend, !BREAK! for you, And in return I get...? I'm,I'm,I'm, a &SLAVE& to you, but you're going into debt.
"Paranoia just bit me like a pesky little mosquito..." Will be a song lyric. I swear it.
"I'm sweet like sugar and soft like suede, but unlike a piano, I never get played."
"...I don't know why, but my thought was the girl telling the guy, 'Sorry, the devil is not welcome here.' while pointing to her lady bits."
#YouKnowYoureAtTheEndOfNaNoWhen your hero is attacked by an army of ninjas.
"Doctor, when I came into the hospital, I only had one leg, and now I have two!" "Well, it is a war. Are you sure you didn't miscount them?"