"If you fucking test me, bitch, I'm gonna ACE you - @chriscrocker http://t.co/PpozcMl

Kuromi hat part 1 done! pic.twitter.com/nj3mSYDK

Starting in on part one of my Kuromi cosplay, the hat. pic.twitter.com/9Yn0sT8Q

"Do you have something to say about this?" "Angela says no... But this *points at face* is a dissapproving look." #Bones

My roommate brushed his teeth with a bottle of sake this morning because we have no water today. I think I've found the black Ke$ha.

Lex Luthor either drinks a lot for a high schooler or hangs around a lot of high schoolers for an adult. #Smallville

@nanowordsprints ... was taken hostage for a sum of money, but the money was never paid.

@nanowordsprints ... she died, and was adopted into a noble family instead of born a noble and that the reason she died was because she...

@nanowordsprints I can't put it in now, but my ex-ghost character will eventually remember that she was a street urchin before...

@nanowordsprints Sundial watch, coming up. Maybe it'll even be a compass too!

"You disturb me. And your theory on this murder disturbs me. And you disturb me." "You said that twice." "Yes." #Psych

@nevernaiveabbey I~'ve gotta get out of here/ And I'm begging you, I'm begging you, I'm begging you to be my escape~

NOOO! DAMMIT, DOCTOR, YOU CAN'T REGENERATE YET! IT'S NOT THE LAST EPISODE OF THE DAMN SEASON! D<

I bend,bend,bend,bend, !BREAK! for you, And in return I get...? I'm,I'm,I'm, a &SLAVE& to you, but you're going into debt.

"Paranoia just bit me like a pesky little mosquito..." Will be a song lyric. I swear it.

"I'm sweet like sugar and soft like suede, but unlike a piano, I never get played."

"...I don't know why, but my thought was the girl telling the guy, 'Sorry, the devil is not welcome here.' while pointing to her lady bits."

#YouKnowYoureAtTheEndOfNaNoWhen your hero is attacked by an army of ninjas.

I want to read a novel written by @sushimustwrite.

"Doctor, when I came into the hospital, I only had one leg, and now I have two!" "Well, it is a war. Are you sure you didn't miscount them?"