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Steve Jobs left Apple... So this is what the apocalypse looks like.
I used to think I was inherently aloof. But now, I'm fairly certain, it's actually just the fact I have the allure of a squirrel.
Mental breakdown commencing: now.
Every time I wear a suit, every individual I encounter calls me "ma'am." Every. Single. Time.
"Amy... Will you come match my clothes so I can go to court today..." My father is literally the most precious thing.
If I run into Peter Pan or Aladdin at Magic Kingdom, I will kidnap them. I'm just warning you guys now, we may have a lawsuit on our hands.
I fight dragons in my spare time. Chances are, you saw me at that concert last week.