Having to move to the Blue Bean after i get kicked out the library is really going to disrupt my creative thinking #24libandgym

Gotta love when smart people joke about failing.. This is a serious concern of mine, you wouldn't understand

I hope @_icecreamcohen invites me to his birthday party pic.twitter.com/VixgquG4pG

Went to chipotle on Cinco de mayo. So yeah, things are getting pretty serious

Didn't know JB's dick was so big he needed all that extra pant room... #bbma

OMG Adam and Eve weren't even married!

Stay strong, dad

taylor swift can definitely pull off those high waist shorts

I'm going to miss you, Dunder Mifflin

Honey, where's my super suit

Tickets to game five of the caps tomorrow with my dad? i'll take it

@50_jens @ryhan48 awk

five days til best week of my life - training trip at etown @nelszz @jenrmalik @hsmithhhh @malik187 @andrews_friend @rpsupplee

Always a good day at Camden yards

@rpsupplee oh yes. Found @mklemp92 and @jenrmalik here..

How does one get into the zamboni driving business

Got blocked by @linds something something, hope she is ok. if any1 hears from her, pls notify me. V worried

Pour some out for my dead/lost followers @linds_428

I'm an over acheiver, so how 'bout I start a team of leaders
And pick up Stevie Wonder to be the wide receiver

"Don't strive for perfection, strive for progress"