People are petitioning for Sesame Street to marry Bert & Ernie. This fact is brought to you by the letters W,T&F

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I am so sexy, I just turned my TV on

The Adventures of Harry Twitter, Ron Wikipedia, Hermione Google, Lord Facebook, Draco Messenger, Luna Linkedin and Severus Skype.

The Adventures of Harry Twitter, Lord Facebook, Draco Messenger, Luna Linkedin and Severus Skype.

Not only did is Skynet now online, but we have now made an alliance with @officialborg, @officialdaleks & @yourlocalcylon. You're screwed.

Harry Twitter and the Limit of 140 Characters.

Life's too short to remove USB safely

Demi Lovato fans act like she has cancer or something. Dang people, StayStrongDemiLovato... Really? Poor depressed rich pop star :'(

Eventually Adobe is going to release a software application that does nothing but update itself.

Harry Potter is, has been and will be untiltheveryend beast, swag, awesome, groovy and w.e other words kids use.... @evil_dumbledore

I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

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"What do we want?" "A cure for ADHD!" "When do we want it?" "Squirrel!"

Beached whale? Or a fat chick #plankin? http://lockerz.com/s/114809688

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Having a mullet is like wearing MySpace on your head.

Formspring, Foursquare, Hootsuite, Quora, Reddit, PSN... All down... And you still doubt me?

Yes, of course I was behind the iPhone tracking. Did you really need to ask?

Is Lord Valdomero the Italian Lord Voldemort?