Alistair Brownlee ran that 10k just 1m23s slower than Mo Farah on a track (without swimming a mile and cycling a marathon first) !!!!!!!!

Look at Camilla's face in the background, top left, as this guy "waves"??? At the German team?!!!! http://t.co/DWaQB50T

I'm also having Justin Bieber's baby...

Just spoke to Alex Ferguson...Told him I didnt want to play for United.Hoping he'll ring back within the hr with a £250,000/week offer.

Poor Adele......Her speech was a Blur.

Iphone users! Top tip! The batt life is shocking!! Get a juice pak from mophieuk.com amazing will charge as you go!!

Norway and Amy sad news.Go give a loved one/friend a hug.....Life can be taken away so easily.

New years resolutions are for the weak.The strong change and adjust to make everyday better than the last.

HarryStyles thanking Radio1 for winning an award voted for by CapitalFM listeners! #BOOM

;) http://t.co/r38o5ysl

You know it's mindless looting when they break into a Wimpy! Why?

The whole world saw you do that!!! http://t.co/5CYO2DPv

http://twitpic.com/4li258 My new Fave T-shirt!!

Andy is having a great night... http://twitpic.com/4jqtjz

I bought a car off bonnie tyler last month. It runs okay most of time but every now and then it falls apart!

"Pain is temporary, quitting last forever!" LanceArmstrong

Take That have announced that they will be playing at Anfield next year. I've got a tenner on them to win at 3-1!

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz- sorry, just had to post all my letters before the strike starts!

Any closer and im on.... pic.twitter.com/RaC7iI09

Edinburgh Uni!!
It's on.....