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No, I'm not a hipster. I just have bad taste in music.
diary of a mad black hoe ass nigga
feeling so blue today my nipples are pointing down
Hey everyone. Is anyone looking for a lawnmower or a deep tissue massage? I know a guy.
I read that coffee is the #1 appealing smell to people, so slapped some on my pulse points and private area.
When my girlfriend asks for something, but does not combine her request with a blowjob I assume she doesn't really want it.
just saw a mini cooper with a bumper sticker that said “blogger on board.” i kinda figured, dude
Hoping to raise 5 million dollars in order to destroy Zach Braff's movie.
Elementary school children from all over Seattle got to paint murals on the city's bus stops and they look like shit.
I'm not a player. I just get crushed a lot.
Increase in payroll taxes blamed for retail sales being down. Silly economists...sales are really down cause people are on Twitter all day.