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I was just saying the Fast and Furious franchise wasn't high-octane enough and then boom, Jason Statham. Well played.
Stoked for the Terminator Game of Thrones crossover.
THE HORSES SAVED THE PUPPY THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER
That Lindsay Lohan commercial was great because drunk driving is fucking hilarious.
EVERYONE SHUT UP QUEEN ELSA IS ABOUT TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
The "big game" is what I call Game of Thrones. There's slightly less violence, rape and murder in the NFL.
Regardless of the game's outcome, the real losers today are the people in the stands who have to listen to Katy Perry at the halftime show.
"Super Bowl? Not impressed." -Bruce Wayne eating soup out of his Batbowl
The only Bruce Jenner transformation that upset me was the one where he went from Olympic athlete to reality TV star.
I love autocorrect so much I've started calling it my spelling bae.
Why is everyone talking about Twilight? It's Super Bowl Sunday yet I keep hearing people mentioning that Bella chick.
There are a lot of idiot anti-vaccine people out there. It's not fair that Jenny McCarthy is always Singled Out.
Excited for the Puppy Bowl but I hope there's no ball deflating or any other kind of cheating by the Petriots.
I wish they would reboot the Super Bowl with an all female cast.
My mother's Italian, my father's Jewish and I should be in therapy.