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Shut it down, executive chefs. Guy Fieri just called somebody a "culinary gangsta" for adding paprika to a dish.
So glad I'm not in high school anymore. *checks Twitter* fuck.
The female version of the Glass Ceiling is that I can tell people how adorable their child or outfit is without being eyed cautiously.
Fox News apologizes for spelling Ebola O-B-A-M-A: "Sometimes words both begin with vowels and have the same number of syllables."
I live in the South so when asked why I don't drink my answer "I'm a recovering alcoholic" worries people less than if I said "I'm Muslim."
Too many of you have very low standards. Thank you.
I lose weight when I'm depressed but then that makes me happy so I eat and then gain weight and get depressed again is this yoyo dieting
Happy October. I don't get your fucking Green Day jokes.
Breaking: Tea Party now accusing Obama of bringing Ebola to America to prove that people need affordable healthcare.
My mother's Italian, my father's Jewish and I should be in therapy.