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Men's missing the point is my favorite sport of all. https://twitter.com/drstevenhobbs/status/594875064727707651 …
Give a man a joke format and he'll tweet for a day. Teach a man to create joke formats and unfollow him immediately. It's gonna get bad.
They should do an all female reboot of sports.
Giving a man who beats women an award for boxing is like giving a poacher an award for hunting.
Just found out a group of bunnies is called a fluffle so I'll be smiling about that for the next few hours.
What idiot decided to call them koalas instead of awww-stralians?
Oh good the man who punches women won the punching competition.
Seriously though if I want to watch dudes fighting and a tiny man on a horse I'll watch Game of Thrones.
Between the horse racing and the face punching today has been a big day for sports that I forget exist most of the time.
I'd be more interested in pugilism if it were a pug-worshipping religion like I had originally thought.
"How do you plan on winning the GOP nomination?"
Christie: I'll close that bridge when I come to it. I mean cross! Let's talk about Sandy.
Unless Kate Middleton walked onto a funeral pyre and emerged unburnt with 3 baby dragons, I'm not interested.
I don't get the excitement about this new royal baby. Did Simba have a younger sibling? Maybe. My point is nobody on Pride Rock gave a fuck.
The American version of a royal baby was born this weekend too, named The Age of Ultron and it's way cooler than some British infant.
"Royal baby watch" is trending. Is that what they call the Apple watch in Europe?
Seems like only yesterday that the first royal baby was doing things like trending on Twitter and killing his first horcrux.
So excited for all the fresh, original royal baby jokes you've come up with since the last one was born.
Well that 3 hour nap I took at 8:30 pm was a good idea now that it's almost midnight and I'm wide awake with nothing to do.
My mother's Italian, my father's Jewish and I should be in therapy.
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