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Can't wait to see all the cute trick-or-treaters dressed as Queen Elsa so I can point out which parts of their costumes aren't canon.
Sir you and I both know damn well Batman doesn't wear a costume that says Batman on it like your son's. I'm reporting you to child services.
A reboot of Hocus Pocus with 3 warlocks called Brocus Pocus.
When a man catcalls me usually I ignore it like a common house cat but sometimes I shapeshift into a pride of lions and eat his face off.
Actually Ethics In Gaming Journalism was the name of the doctor. You're thinking of Gamergate.
I'm not even comfortable supporting the thoughts in my head that manifest themselves as words so no I'm not ready for children.
It's 4:20! You know what that means! *feeds the cats*
If you like compulsory holiday parties with people you would never voluntarily associate with then an office job may be right for you!
I'd love to be in the Avengers but that sounds a bit too in-your-face for my office. That's why I joined the Passive Aggressors.
The most traumatic part of the whole situation was how I got that asshole's blood on my Zeppelin shirt.
One time I was at a bus stop and a guy wouldn't stop catcalling me. Then he walked up and started touching my hair. Then I broke his nose.
If Halloween has taught me anything it's that I like children so much better when they're in costume.
If I see a hot guy I don't know I always call him things like micro-penis and fuckface. He might not like it but I'm just saying hello.
Sometimes I walk up to attractive men on the street and punch them in the face. They should take it as a compliment like I do with catcalls.
One of the nice things about being short is that, even when wearing my Maleficent horns, I still have plenty of headroom in my car.
My mother's Italian, my father's Jewish and I should be in therapy.