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My boss asked if I wanted to join the Special Activities Committee which I imagine organizes events that are considered especially heinous.
More Sarah Palin Chanel shows:
Immigrants Are The New Blacks
Mom of Teen Mom
America's Got Rifles
Pretty Little Quitters
Sarah Palin Channel shows:
Keeping Up With the Russians
True Blood Libel
So You Think You Can Name a Single Newspaper or Magazine You Read
The Sarah Palin channel. Like Nick Jr. but for stupid adults.
Aw this pickup truck outside has a duck and a deer sticker on it. The owner must love cute animals as much as I do.
Only working 3 days this week. Can't wait to "TODAY IS MY FRIDAY!" the fuck out of my coworkers on Wednesday.
Lunesta but instead of a drug to help you sleep, that moth just swoops in and takes your phone.
There are over 500 episodes of The Simpsons but Fox just reruns the same 5 because it only cares about the 1%.
You put a lot of heart into this dish but unfortunately that wasn't one of the ingredients in tonight's mystery basket. You've been chopped.
It's appropriate that I wear my SVU hoodie over my Little Mermaid shirt as a reminder that Ariel was only 16 and therefore a minor.
How is Snowpiercer the name of a train and not an act of true love?
How is Snowpiercer the name of a train and not someone's sword in Westeros?
I purposely schedule my vacations for late in the Summer so my coworkers get jealous because theirs are already over.
My mother's Italian, my father's Jewish and I should be in therapy.