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Sometimes when my boss asks me to do things all I hear is GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
Can't wait for Trump to turn 70 so we can Make 69 Great Again
"I like Donald Trump because he says what he thinks" translates to "I want to insult women and minorities with no consequences too."
"Women vote with their vaginas." - men who don't know what vaginas are or how they work
Sorry I taught your toddler that "actually" is a worse swear word than "fuck" but he'll really benefit from it when he starts dating.
The answer is apparently no. People, including the media, do not seem to know this. We're doomed.
If you're supposed to use the bathroom based on what you were at birth then in North Carolina does Princess Ariel have to pee in the ocean?
Sam Tarly's dad's face when he found out Gilly is a Wildling is how I imagine Trump's face when Ivanka said she was converting to Judaism.
A fun game to play is "Who said it: Ben Carson or Ralph Wiggum?" https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/737245582134120448 …
Millennials celebrate Meme-orial Day.
The Dothraki, who treat women as chattel & condone rape, are embracing a woman as their leader more willingly than Americans are willing to.
Watching an episode of Justice League where a renegade Amazon unleashes a poison on Earth that only affects men and I'm like right on, girl.
POTUS is basically James Bond.
A character traditionally portrayed by white men is being played by a black man and, probably soon, a woman, and the public is outraged.
Early morning Twitter is fun because you're typos don't matter.
Peter Dinklage does a terrible British accent but Cary Elwes does a terrible American accent so we're even.
Watching the Iron Giant because I decided I've cried too much about real life stuff lately.
My mother's Italian, my father's Jewish and I should be in therapy.
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