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Transformers 4: The Age of Consent (rated R but that's ok because 17-year-olds can get in to see it)
If your significant other has delusions of grandeur he or she is your Michael Bae.
My neighborhood is having a "spooktacular" bake sale tomorrow so I guess I have to move.
What we can take away from Transformers 753: The Age of Whatever is that Michael Bay knows way too much about statutory rape loopholes.
This concludes my review of Transformers: something about extinction
Mark Wahlberg doesn't like being called Marky Mark anymore? Well I don't like most of the names I was called in the 90's but I deal.
The Marky Mark Transformers movie was longer than Apocalypse Now. Michael Bay is the Kanye West of directors.
Glad Michael Bay gave hot 17-year-old daughter's 20-something year old boyfriend a laminated statute proving it was ok to have sex with her.
If you think I'm kidding just watch the movie. I think the crotch shots start about 5 minutes in.
The most unrealistic thing about the Marky Mark Transformers movie is that his jailbait daughter was wearing daisy dukes and heels on a farm
We'll never know. Fuck you, Michael Bay. But thanks for establishing that she was 17 so no adult males would sexualize her in any way.
It really took me out of the movie when they stopped filming it that way. Like, how does the robot T-Rex look from between her legs?
Just watched the Transformers movie with Marky Mark. Not sure if there were enough shots filmed from between his 17-year-old daughter's legs
Breaking: Tea Party proposes that this year instead of an hour we set our clocks back to the 1950's.
Amazing how inferior every Batman movie was to the animated series.
Watching Baturday morning cartoons.
My mother's Italian, my father's Jewish and I should be in therapy.