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Any girl that says she has never watched porn is a liar.
You guys really want the girl that ate her tampon to follow you?? Wow..how sad..
If you're-happy-and you-know-it-GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
It's 2013, teleportation should be available by now.
Some of you people confuse me..I don't know if you're actually THAT fuckin stupid or if you're just trolling lol
Today feels like a Sunday -_-
Taylor Swift is annoying as fuck. She'll NEVER EVER EVER stop making songs about her ex-boyfriends -_-
This day is going by sooooo slow!!
Somebody scratch my back, please. I'm begging.
So I killed a spider today..with hair spray..hair conditioner..and hand sanitizer..THE BITCH WOULDN'T DIE, OKAY!?
You make things so complicated.