Oh hell no..RT @uberfacts: Studies have proven that taking the underarm sweat of a man and putting it on a woman’s lips can boost her mood.

#IWishICouldMeet @kobebryant

Any girl that says she has never watched porn is a liar.

You guys really want the girl that ate her tampon to follow you?? Wow..how sad..

#WhyAreYou so concerned with what's going on in my life? Mind your own business.

When people ask you all these personal questions and you're like,  http://twitpic.com/bt6gxj 

If you're-happy-and you-know-it-GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE.

#IHaveSeenEveryEpisodeOf Regular Show! You know who else has seen every episode of Regular Show..?  http://twitpic.com/bshunk 

"It's okay, I'm not mad!" #FemaleLies

It's 2013, teleportation should be available by now.

Happens to me all the time 😔 lol RT @ashketchum151: #HowToPissAGirlOff ignore her because you're busy training Pokemon.

Pinches gordos. RT @uberfacts: Collectively, Americans eat the equivalent of North Korea in pizza every year.

Some of you people confuse me..I don't know if you're actually THAT fuckin stupid or if you're just trolling lol

Today feels like a Sunday -_-

Taylor Swift is annoying as fuck. She'll NEVER EVER EVER stop making songs about her ex-boyfriends -_-

This day is going by sooooo slow!!

Somebody scratch my back, please. I'm begging.

So I killed a spider today..with hair spray..hair conditioner..and hand sanitizer..THE BITCH WOULDN'T DIE, OKAY!?

You make things so complicated.

Fuck you.