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I'm trying to get my next book out. I think I need more Vaseline.
Awful day! My beard ran away with my lover.
I gave my chopsticks quite a scare tonight. I laid them next to the pencil sharpener.
I've never watched Hoarders. I can't find the tv.
I just heard that Lady Gaga turned 24 today. How old is that in her species' years?
Last time I ate spinich I puked. Oh, Happy St Paddy's Day.
I have a split personality. I always leave before the finale.
Barney googled and got goo goo googley eyes!
I contrived to put a pleasant look on my face, but ended up looking contrived.
My Ouija board just spelled : turnips