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Just rolled my eyes so hard I blacked out.
If you think you have bigger balls than anyone else, are you just egotesticle?
My sun lamp caused me lasting damage. I dropped it on my foot.
Sprout curry for lunch, expecting a visit from British Gas this afternoon.
The only type of closure I need from you is your mouth.
How many light bulbs does it take to change people?
If the conservatives had their way, we'd become a Family Feudal system.
I ate some bad pizza and got pizzeria.
If it's all in the delivery, then why don't UPS people have a comedy store?
Just to be safe, baptize all your houseplants.
This coleslaw is so bad I need a coleslawyer
Two hipsters engaged in a shrug of war.
'Rolf took me up the outback'
If you're psychokinetic and you know it, clap my hands.