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When my friend doesn't come to school ;
5% - " I hope they're okay :/ "
95% - " THAT WHORE HOW
DARE SHE LEAVE ME ALONE ! "
I may not be the prettiest, smartest or strongest, but at least I'm me, and don't pretend to be someone that I'm not meant to be.
The awkward moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have.
That awkward moment when the sky is falling & neither Justin Bieber or Chris Brown is right next to you.
This 1D, is 1D, how 1D, you 1D, keep 1D, a1D, dedicated 1D, fan 1D, busy 1D, for 1D, 20 seconds. Read this again but without 1D ;)
That awkward moment when you're walking with your parents, and you saw a couple kissing.
Why can't everything just work out for once? Every time something good happens to me, something twice as bad comes along.
That awkward moment when you laugh randomly because you remembered something super funny.
Not able to get a boyfriend so you marry your best friend on Facebook.
If spongebob is the main character then why is Patrick the star?
When someone asks to borrow my pen I give them the ugliest one I have because odds are I will never see it again anyways.
Behind every girl's favorite song, is an untold story.
This is my cup of care \_/ oh look, IT'S FUCKING EMPTY.
Would You Like a Table?" ... "No not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5 please."
When I was 8 and fell asleep in the car: *got carried in* Now when I fall asleep in the car: *gets shaken* "wake up lazyass, we're home!"
When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again.
Since laughter is the best medicine, I always make sure to laugh out loud at people when they hurt themselves.
Whenever Velma says "jinkies" on Scooby Doo, you know shit just got real.
How he treats his mother is a pretty good indication of how he will treat you.
Boy : I wanna be a superman, guess my name ! Girl: Ironman ? Batman ? Boy: (smile) Yourman.