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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
favoriting someone's tweet while not texting them back is a good way of saying "blow me"
EAT MY DICK POLITICS EXAM.
for every reason you can suck my dick, there's a logical reason man.
being told to shut up is probably one of my least favorite things
for spring break I'm going to panama city!
and by panama city I mean my living room.
if I met Ryan Gosling he'd wanna build me a house.
all aboard the NOPE train to FUCKTHATVILLE
I just heard some fuckface say "if it was 100 degrees every day I'd be happy"
my friends came over to play on their phones today