I would never describe myself as timid or easily scared, but I can't even be in the same room with a Mandolin slicer.

First tweet. Saw funny jokes, came across Favstar, and now I wanna give it a go. Seems easy, but youre all always tweeting otherwise.*gulp*

I keep reading tweets about what you aren't supposed to do on twitter. I know I'm just a newb, but why do you guys put up with that?!

Countries that use 24-hour time completely miss out on half the 4/20 fun.
I mean, think about it...
Damn.
*puffs joint*

Working list of self-assigned twitter homework:

-research "starfucking"
-Buy beer. Hell, whiskey.
-Cancel all my plans and goals.

@greeneyedjedi Thanks so much! My old account was following celebs, news, and friends I hate. You're saying it gets darker than that? Damn.

Luckily my college major was in Chameleon Life-Skills...
Looks like I'll have to adapt quickly to get anywhere with this anytime soon.

So if I understand you guys correctly... I should kiss my life away if I want to do this?
I don't have any idea what I'm getting into, do I?