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Just hit 1K followers!! I want to skip around the office bragging about it, but no one I work with is on twitter. Oh, wait, one guy is. BRB.
Just found out what NSFW means. TG pretty much everything is SFW here. Someone gave a porn and a blow up doll for secret santa. To the boss.
Judging by how much my coworkers talk about bacon, I'm really surprised more of them aren't on twitter.
Our copywriter is wearing suspenders today. Any minute now I'm expecting him to stand up and scream, "Stop the presses!"
Coworker: Fatty, put the fork down!!
Related: She was talking to herself.
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" #StarWars #ThatsWhatSheSaid
Dear Coworker: Playing "We gotta get out of this place" is not helping the end of the day go by faster.
I just told the call center to take 10% off any called in order where the customer says, "twitter," all weekend.
Put tape on the back of my coworkers mouse for #aprilfools. She was working that thing like a shakeweight before she figured it out.
So, twitter...Will you be celebrating Valentine's Day or Anti-Valentine's day?
I told the customer service center I'd help out for the afternoon.
Related: I just answered the phone, "Thank you for following Old Glory."
"I'm not the Freud you're looking for." - Lucian Freud, British painter.
Coworker just asked, "Which one is harder, Austria or Greece?" Unless she's watching the porn olympics, I'm not turning around.
There are women here to pick up a special t-shirt order from Bennie Dover Middle School. We're being super mature about it.
Due to recent twitter events, I need to make a confession: I'm not really a winged guitar.
Just got listed in "More-strange-and-odd." Can't wait to tell the boss!
No, YOUR office has spent ten minutes discussing what that smell is.
PS: I vote Mac n Cheese.
A bunch of us ordered in for lunch. Our office currently smells like fried food and no one fitting into their pants tomorrow.
Just heard someone say "Are you following me?" and realized they didn't mean on twitter and my head exploded a little.
I think I just laughed a bit too loud when purchasing told me he was 'going to give me a new duty.' Thanks, guys.
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