Lonavla. Fucking blazed and drunk. Don't know wtf is happening!

@smokingskills The mayo taps were an unforgettable service. #Bembos

If you think being happy is too conformist or mainstream, then good for you. Do whatever makes you happy.

Stop tweeting about the cold, you fuckers. Have a little sensitivity for bombayites.

Will tweeting "Ugly chicks talking about rape crack me up" get me a lot of unfollows? Oh well.

@14_yr_old_etard SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND MOTHERFUCKER!

I wish I had the boobs to tweet that. RT @literarylapses: Its too hot for clothes today..

#Classic RT @zzlulzz: #youwerecooluntil you got naked

I always lick it to freak people out. RT @lilmississues: I can never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Need urgent help. How do use a bhaang tablet with thandai?

ROFL RT @papa_shango: How do you know if someone has an iPhone?

They tell you.

Has a cam as versatile and technologically advanced as the human eye ever been invented? I mean, comeon. 250k years, still not obsolete.

Do you pronounce cache as 'cashay'? In that case, you sir, are an asshole.

Are cosmetics cheap during the Dubai festival? Asking for someone.

I sure would like that sandwich RT @micheleakalips I can't believe I'm tweeting this, but you want a sandwich.......... pic.twitter.com/csVrR6tx

I'm at Where the heart's at (Mumbai, Maharashtra)  http://4sq.com/TX3hLP 

So you got this far without jobs, developing newer models of the same gadgets. Let's see if you can actually create another iPhone. # Apple

Trying out feel on, thanks to @hothotcoffeee and its awesomeeeeee! #feelon pic.twitter.com/lQThqBlj

Want to install this ROM on my phone. Anyone who knows how? #Android #Xperia

Fabric http://t.co/7W9j44HS